windows rocks ^____^

Why is it that when you press 'default' or whatever in hyperterm, you get different settings than.. the default???

Why do you have to type WIN to start Windows when what you really do is FAIL?

- Why are certain folders like "Program files", "Start menu", etc. translated (terrible idea) so that 8 bit locale shit (i.e. Japanese software (h games) because Japan hasn't discovered there's world beyond Shit_JIS) fuck up and so that retarded American programmers who don't know this don't check it from the registry and write to "Program files" regardless, while there are other non-localized folders such as "Documents and Settings"?

>>2
you REALLY need to upgrade to at least 95 buddy

>>4
Spoiler: Windows up to ME is still started by win.com. They just tried to hide this fact more and more from the user with each new version.

>>1
Just use a better terminal program like putty.
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/putty/

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this conversation.
I went to Best Buy to check out Vista a while ago; you know, Windows Vista? Well anyways there was an insane number of people buying it, and I could hardly get around the end of the line. Then, I looked at the banner posted at the top of the retail box glory stack, and it had "CONNECTED" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Windows Vista just because it has the internet, fool. It's only the internet, A SERIES OF TUBES for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all surfing the internet, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna run Internet Explorer!" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you Opera if you get off of this bandwagon.
The software lane of Best Buy should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two nerds on opposite sides of the aisles can start a slapfight at any time, The stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about Windows Vista. Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start bringing clarity to my world, checking my email and browsing the web, and then the bastard beside me goes "Safeguard my Data With BitLocker Drive Encryption." Who in the world uses BitLocker Drive Encryption, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to have Microsoft perform discreet math on everything in your hard drive?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Drive Encryption"? Coming from a not4chan veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, CP-lab.com. That's right, CP-lab.com (it stands for cryptography - really). This is the vet's way of not getting v&. CP-lab.com means more security than obscurity. But on the other hand the risk of losing files in a hard disk crash is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you do this this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the feds from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

>>6
I want to interrogate you.  I want to interrogate you for roughly an hour.

>>5
PuTTY only supports IP connections -- which I use it for.

only supports IP connections?? what a faaaag.