Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 9:18 ID:Owh4gvpW
I'm right here at work. I'm just here, not doing anything bad, not hurting anyone, not nagging anyone, I'm a good person who never causes any trouble. I'm only having my break. Then, I suddenly hear terribly scary sounds behind me. That's right, terrible, scary sounds. I didn't know until today that such a thing would be around. Right now, it's scary. I'm too afraid to look behind and see who is it. But there's a macfag, right here in my office, I tell you. There's a macfag, yes, a macfag, explaining to some random innocent victim how you can do what vistafags do with an iComputer. RIGHT HERE DAMMIT! And I thought this place was safe D: . This only goes to show... There must be a conspiracy of shitty GUIs. I'm not using any, in fact I'm posting this from the only safe thing - a text browser. That's why I know I'm next. I'm being watched. I did not convert. I still retain my heterosexuality, and I intend to live a peaceful heterosexual life, but right when I least expect it, they'll want to convert me with iShit or Windows DRM. I need to be careful. I'm posting on this anonymous board. If something goes wrong and I don't come back, tell my sister I love her with all my heart and would have wanted to share the rest of my life with her. End of transmission.