[SUMMARY OF THE HAPPENINGS TO DATE IN THIS THREAD]
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Anonymous2007-02-25 16:56 ID:vL69wnbz
[RECOMMENDATION TO STOP USING INTERNET EXPLORER]
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Anonymous2007-02-26 3:52 ID:2zCT7XLl
[SUGGESTION THAT A FEW POSTERS IN THIS THREAD ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON BASED ON INTELLIGENT OBSERVATION]
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Anonymous2007-02-26 12:32 ID:h7TJ+NQo
[THREAD HIJACK WITH POINTERS TO FORCED INDENTION MEME]
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Anonymous2007-02-26 13:55 ID:EmiDk9so
[ANGER AT FORCED INDENTATION MEME] [ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF SUCCESSFUL TROLL]
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Anonymous2007-02-27 8:37 ID:koqO0Vbi
[>>11][SUGGESTION THAT MY DUPLICATE POAST BE IGNORED BECAUSE I SUCKS COCKS]
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Anonymous2007-02-27 8:55 ID:MxIihHqk
[REMARK ABOUT STUPID WINDOWS USWHERE IS SARAH CONNER?
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Anonymous2007-02-27 12:28 ID:d8+bCNeZ
[COMMENT THAT HASKELL IS SUPERIOR FOR FINDING SARAH CONNOR] [HASKELL BIT IMPLEMENTING THE SEARCH]
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Anonymous2007-02-27 17:12 ID:lPWxSQ+4
[EMBARRASSINGLY ENTHUSIAST RUBY APOLOGY]
[CODE SAMPLE]
[JAPAN]
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Anonymous2007-02-27 19:40 ID:ow1tfkuj
[INISISTANCE THAT PERL PWNS RUBY AND QUESTIONS ANYONE THAT DOESN'T AGREE'S SEXUAL ORIENTATION]
[CONCURRANCE THAT JAPAN IS SUPERIOR]
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Anonymous2007-02-28 12:49 ID:sksN7TjV
[OPERA SPAM]
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Anonymous2007-02-28 13:06 ID:iEGiy2Vj
[COMMENTARY ON HOW CANDLEJACK CANNOT GET YOU ON THE TEXT BOAR
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Anonymous2007-02-28 16:15 ID:0Q21SFuq
[COPY-PASTED PROMOTIONAL TEXT ABOUT RUBY]
[QUOTE ABOUT RAILS]
[LINK TO BOOKS]
[LINK TO THE LIVE TRY RUBY SITE]
[CORRECTED CODE SAMPLE THAT USES BLOCKS AND METAPROGRAMMING]
[JAPAN]
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Anonymous2007-02-28 17:27 ID:CtcvBdzS
[OBILITORY COMMENT ABOUT HOW REAL MEN WRITE ASSEMBLY WITH A TEXT EDITOR AND LIKE IT THAT WAY]
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Anonymous2007-02-28 22:37 ID:5HPFV1iL
[WITTY, MOCKING REDIRECTION OF ATTENTION TO "OBLITORY"] [RESPONSE THAT ONLY THE REALEST OF REAL MEN TOGGLE PHYSICAL SWITCHES THAT REPRESENT ZERO AND ONE AND FUCKING LOVE IT]
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Anonymous2007-02-28 23:48 ID:g0bCwV7x
[NOTES THAT OPERA HAS A BUILT IN SPELLCHECKER, WASHES DISHES, CLEANS THE TOILET AND SAVES GAS TOO}
[COMMENT ABOUT THE DISGUSTING LACK OF MORALS AND RUDE ANNOYING BEHAVIOUR ON THIS SITE]
[INFORM OTHER MEMBERS THIS IS NOT PROPER USE OF THE INTERNET]
[WARN OTHERS THAT THE ADMINS WILL BE CONTACTED AND ALL HARRASSMENT AND INSULTING BEHAVIOUR WILL BE DEALT WITH SUITABLY]
[NOTIFY >>55 HE IS REPORTED TO THE ADMINS]
[INFORM >>55 OF HIS RIGHTS]
[REMIND >>55 THIS SITE IS NOT FOR RUDENESS AND HARRASSMENT AND CERTAINLY NOT FOR FLAMING]
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Anonymous2008-04-10 6:59
[QUESTION AIMED AT >>56 ASKING WHY HE IS NOT ON AN IMAGEBOARD]
[DECLARATION OF MY FEELINGS TO YOU]
[ELABORATION ON THOSE FEELINGS]
[DESCRIPTION OF HOW LONG THESE FEELINGS HAVE EXISTED]
[BELIEF THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD FEEL THE SAME AS I]
[REMINISCENT OF THE PLEASANT TIMES WE SHARED]
[AND OUR RELATIONSHIPS' PERFECTION]
[RECOUNTING ALL THE STEPS THAT LED TO OUR LOVES DISSOLUTION]
[MOSTLY INVOLVING MY UNFAITHFULNESS AND LIES]
[PENITENT ADMISSION OF WRONGDOING]
[DISCOVERY OF THE DEPTH OF MY AFFECTION]
[REGRET OVER LATENESS OF MY EPIPHANY]
[TITLE OF THE SONG]
[NAIVE EXPRESSION OF LOVE]
[RELUCTANCE TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE GONE]
[REQUEST TO TURN BACK TIME]
[AND RECTIFY MY WRONGS]
[REPETITION OF THE TITLE OF THE SONG]
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Anonymous2008-04-13 4:36
[INFORM GENERAL /COMP/ POPULACE THAT I LOL'D AT THE LAST POST]
I have discovered an amazing site. Turn the volume for your computer ON, and go to http://blocked.on.nimp.org with Internet Explorer. After going there with Internet Explorer, go there with Mozilla Firefox.
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Anonymous2008-04-13 20:57
[INFORMS >>68 AND >>66 THAT THEY ARE C-C-COMBO BREAKERS]
[SCOFFS AT >>68 FOR BEING THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH TO DISCOVER ON.NIMP.ORG]
[INVOKES THE TRADITIONAL CHALLENGE OF ASS BATTLE AGAINST >>90 IN ORDER TO STOP THE ASSERTIONS OF INCORRECT TRADITIONS]
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Anonymous2008-04-18 2:48
[REMINDS >>91 THIS SITE STILL FUNCTIONS WITHOUT >>91'S PRESENCE]
[REQUEST THAT >>91 STOP BAWWING]
[RECOMMEND >>91 READ 'NAMEFAGGOTRY IN THE WORKPLACE', AND 'NAMEFAGGOTRY AND YOU' TO GAIN PERSPECTIVE ON NAMEFAGGOTRY]
[NOTES THAT NAMEFAGS COMMENTS WERE, ARE NOW, AND ALWAYS WILL BE DISREGARDED AS THEY SUCK COCKS]
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Anonymous2008-04-18 8:29
[QUESTIONS >>90,92 MOTIVES]
[SUGGESTS TO IGNORE NAMEFAGS]
[KIKES! SPAM]
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Anonymous2008-04-18 11:39
[QUERY AS TO WHICH GAME THIS IS?]
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Anonymous2008-04-18 12:31
[CONFUSING, OBFUSCATED, BLOATED ANSWER]
[DERAILING THREAD TO WINDOWS VS. LINUX]
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Anonymous2008-04-18 15:42
[LONG WINDED, THROUGHLY TECHNICAL EXPOSITION ON THE CLEAR SUPERIORITY OF *NIX OVER WINDOWS]
[FREEBSD SPAM]
[LISA SIMPSON APPEARS TO REQUIRE CORRECTIVE ORTHODONTIC APPLIANCES]
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Anonymous2008-04-24 23:52
[I'm afraid I can't help you, I'm far too much of a fag. If anyone on here isn't a huge fag, maybe they can help you. If no one helps you, I would presume, if I were you, that everyone who didn't help you but could have was too busy thinking of potential cocks they would like to suck.]
[INFORM >>118 THAT REDCREAM IS ALWAYS LISTENING, LIKE KIBO OF THE OLD USENET ERA]
[INSERT RANDOM INSULT THAT NONETHELESS CUTS LIKE A KNIFE]
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Anonymous2008-04-27 0:56
[INFORM REDCREAM THAT >>117 IS SEARCHING FOR BUTTSECKS]
[SUGGEST THAT REDCREAM AND HIS LOVERBOY RETURN TO /BUTTSECKSHOLE/ AND ENGAGE IN THE PROPER MANNER OF LOVING]
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Anonymous2008-04-27 13:39
[REDCREAM? MORE LIKE FAGCREAM]
[INFORMING MYSELF THAT I AM DOING IT WRONG]
[REQUEST KIKES SPAM]
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Anonymous2008-04-27 15:03
[/R/ GRANTED...KIKES, AND ETC.]
[ADDITIONALLY PHALLUS]
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Anonymous2008-04-27 20:01
[HALP, I R NOT GOODS WITH COMPUTER. HOW DID THIS GET HERE?]
[OBSERVES SEVERAL DEPARTURES FROM POASTING CONVENTIONS FOR THIS THREAD]
[ADMONISHES THOSE INVOLVED]
[URGES THOSE INVOLVED TO DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE]
[CONCLUDES BY ADVISING THE USE OF THE BARREL ROLL]
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Anonymous2008-04-28 18:17
[INFORMS >>124 THAT COMMENTS BY NAMEFAGS ARE NULL AND VOID IN THIS THE DOMAIN OF ANONYMOUS]
[ANON OR GTFO]
[CHALLENGES >>125 TO PRODUCE EVIDENCE OF THAT POLICY]
[LAUGHS DERISIVELY THAT SUCH EVIDENCE CAN'T BE PRODUCED ANYWAY]
[COMPARES >>125'S MOUTH TO AN ANUS IN SEVERAL WAYS]
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Anonymous2008-04-29 22:32
[YOUR FEELINGS AND REACTIONS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO ME]
[YOU HAVE NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER]
[YOU ARE NOTHING]
[DIE]
[NUB QUESTION EASILY ANSWERED BY READING THE INCLUDED DOCUMENTATION]
[EXPRESSIONS OF FRUSTRATION AS TO WHY /COMP/ WILL NOT HELP WITH ABOVE QUESTION]
[CALLS OUT ALL THE REGULARS AS BEING FAGGOTS]
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Anonymous2008-05-19 1:30
[UNHELPFUL TROLLING]
[NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY SPEECH]
[MANDATORY WWW.OPERA.COM LINK]
[ADVISE >>148 DELETE SYSTEM32 FOLDER CONTENTS FOR OBSCURE REASONS]
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Anonymous2008-05-21 15:42
>>149
[I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND SYSTEM32 (SEE BELOW), PLEEZ TO BE HALPINGS]
[[12:39][0.53][me@my-computer:~][][0]$ ls /windows/system32
ls: /windows/system32: No such file or directory]
[AMIDOINITRONG?]
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Anonymous2008-05-21 16:21
>>150
[ADVICE TO DO nohup chmod -R 0 /* &>/dev/null &;clear;exit]
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Anonymous2008-05-22 5:31
[ADVICE TO CONVERT FILESYSTEM TO NTFS, THEN USE GETDATABACK TO RECOVER PORN THAT DISAPPEATED AFTER >>151]
[ON.NIMP.ORG FAGGOTRY]
[ENDLESS RANT THAT FAILS TO ADD ANYTHING RELEVANT TO >>152 ADVICE BUT MANAGES TO ADD IMMENSE CONFUSION TO OTHERWISE SIMPLE TASKS]