Just now... something in my computer made a quick fart sound. More like when a woman poots. "Poot!". I looked inside but all the fans seem to be whirring at normal speed. What the fuck happened?
Ah, THAT sound. That sounds legit, just move the cables out of the way somehow with twist-ties or something.
Fans go for me when I fail to dust (note: de-dustify) then the bearings get all nasty.
Take a look at where your computer is. If it is sitting on the floor (not raised) it will be picking up a lot of dust. Even raising your computer by the thinkness of a book helps.
I think the fan god just got mad at you for some reason, it's all good.