Creating fake eBay and/or PayPal accounts?

Anyone got any tips on creating fake eBay/PayPal accounts? I intend to sell legitimately, but not paying eBay fees. Once the account becomes unusable, I just create a new one.

A bit of background about me: I've had several 100% positive feedback eBay accounts suspended, and nothing I can do can convince eBay to reinstate it. Just recently, I've had my 2 PayPal accounts frozen with my money still in it ($200). Obviously, there's little chance of getting it back.

So I want to (not) pay them back. I still have things I want to sell which I will send to buyers. However, I will not pay eBay fees. Never again.

Mainly, I'm looking for fake VISA/MASTERCARD debit/credit cards for verification purposes only (to enable seller account). Also, sometimes eBay requires phone verification, any tips on that would be good too (like can I get temporary anonymous phone numbers?).

I used to have lists of credit card numbers, but I don't have it anymore.

If you got any good info to help me with, my email is above. It's not my real email obviously, so don't waste your time sending virii etc...

>Sure I know ebay & paypal suck but that's the only game in town and no one forces you to play it.

Indirectly, yes, they do force you to play it. eBay promotes themselves as a place to for your business to make income online. Businesses who use it may become successful, and become reliant on eBay and PayPal for their income (which is what eBay wants). Then the inevitable occurs: their PayPal account with money in it gets frozen due to "suspicious activities". Their business disrupted, and communicating with eBay is like talking to a wall.

eBay reels you in, and fucks you up the ass.

>Just because ebay sucks doesn't give you the right to defraud it

PayPal's headquarters got bombed recently. Obviously eBay/PayPal must be doing something very wrong for that to happen.

>I got ripped on a mobo I bought on ebay but I wouldn't respond like you're attempting to do.

If eBay cared about their users, things like this would be prevented. Apart from that, buyer beware.

>You come in here with your tripfag cover and ask help to commit a felony? Asshole, GO FISH.

Fine. I'll just bomb eBay HQ then, if that's what you want.