help me pick a flavor of linux

I recently obtained a win98 laptop and feel like using it to play around with Linux. I need something rather light on resouces and with a good support community for if/when I need help. What do you suggest?

>>32
Live cd mother fucker. Do you use it?

grape?

>>30

Want to know what I would do with that laptop? I'd do an ubuntu server install; it installs the bare minimum stuff that is required. Then install only what is needed, and turn off unused services. Only then will it run well enough to be usable.

uh

ubuntu server install?

dude just fucking install Debian on it

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>>44
ubuntu server install?
dude just fucking install Debian on it

QFT

>>46

Debian is teh fail:
It is never updated (kernel 2.6.8 ?!?!?! HELLO !!!), you have to use their bleeding edge distro just to catch up to last year. Might as well just use Slack and be a man about it.

>>47
What do you need a newer kernel for on a server.
LOGIC FAILS AGAIN

>>47

Slack is down in the stack.
Gentoo ftw.
Debian is the best, but debian users are fucking integrists/human failures

>>49
You're just jealous that you are not as 1337 as they are

In during Arch Linux.

http://www.archlinux.org./

lets see ummmm SECURITY PATCHES
yeah thats it

>>48
bitches dont know 'bout my SECURITY PATCHES.

>>53
The kernel IS patched on stable servers, fag.
go learn debian.

>>50
"You're just jealous that you are not as 1337 as they think"
>>Fixed.
Real 1337 use *BSD

>>54
Terribly sorry but if I wanted to learn to be a fag I'd just go use a Mac.

Deb is for religious GNU zealots that have more time on their hands than sense in their heads...

KUBUNTU MOTHERFUCKERS

ehr, debian is not for religious gnu faggots

all packages are distributed in binary. you know, binary? like, something gnufags hate? in fact debian is pretty antignufag

Anyways, >>1->>58 please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread. I went to check out Ubuntu a while ago; you know, Ubuntu? Well anyways there was an insane number of people downloading it, and I couldn't get past the front page. Then, I looked at the banner posted at the top of the page, and it had "KDE" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Linux just because it has KDE, fool. It's only KDE, the K-DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all installing some Ubuntu, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna run Konqueror!" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you XGL and Compiz/Beryl if you get out of this community. Linux should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two niggers on opposite sides of the street can start a fight at any time, The stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about Coonix. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start initializing my raid array, and then the bastard beside me goes "Install Updates with Synaptic Package Manager." Who in the world uses the synaptic package manager, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to have everything installed FOR you?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "install updates"? Coming from a Debian veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, apt-get dist-upgrade. That's right, apt-get dist-upgraade. This is the vet's way of managing packages. Apt-get dist-upgrade means more freedom than hand-holding. But on the other hand the risk of breaking existing configuration files is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you do this this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the package maintainers from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1->>58, should just stick with today's special.

>>1-59

>>58
you obviously didn't hear the second word. gnu hates "binary ONLY". debian has sources available for all packages.

>>58
Your post added nothing new except a lot of horrible grammar. Saging because you are a fucking moron.

>>61
EVERY distro MUST have ALL sources available for the distributed packages. Even Ubuntu and OpenSuSE.
If not, they'd have problem with the licenses of ~90 of the distributed software.

>>63
fuck!
If not, they'd have problem with the licenses of ~90 % of the distributed software.

fixed...

>>63
so, what the hell is your point?

>>61
GNU hates anything, and it particularly hates binary distribution because they are a bunch of losers with too much time on their hands and too much CPU power available to waste compiling shit OVER AND OVER AND OVER, with all those piece of shit of a mess configure scripts and makefiles.

BTW, for all small to medium-sized projects, and unless you anal your users to compile it themselves, the sum of the time saved by using make to avoid recompiling modules is lower than the time you spend on writing the makefile and all.

this thread full of lol. >>66 is a prime example.

Windows is better. Where else do you get a box of mystery that is fun to reverse and randomly shuts down? There's just no point or fun in reverse engineering open source software or stable systems where information isn't hidden.

Hell, you can even get these idiots to pay money for a product that just simply calls a few system functions.

>>62
There are no grammatical errors in the post you pointed to. This suggests that you, in fact, are stupid.

ITT: distro wars
Go go go go go go
amidoingitrite?

apt, start an os war

>>70
Yes.

OpenSuSE: Crap
*buntu: Debian for newbies
Debian: Hardcore
Slackware: Hardcore
Fedora: Nice
Mandriva: HEY PAY MONEY FOR STUFF YUO CAN GET FOR FREE
Xandros: See Mandriva
Linspire: See Xandros
Freespire: Hay, we have a crappy free version, so that ppl will at least start to care about Linspire!
Arch: Our blazing new package manager is so modern and ultra great that it looks just like dpkg/apt - just more confusing
Gentoo: I REALLY believe that programs are faster when I compile them myself. Really! Hey, BELIEVE ME DAMMIT!
FreeBSD: Who needs a package manager when you can just compile Gnome yourself or download it with wget?
NetBSD: We are for servers. The rest: FreeBSD
OpenBSD: HA! We had just 1 security hole in the minimum installation since 1995!!!! Unfortunately, with the minimum install, all you can do is write text-files.
Windows: Here master, let me be your chauffeur! Oh, it seems that there is a bend, would you like me to use the steering-wheel? / Oops, I think I borked the car. Please fix it yourself by buying a new one.

rpm -Uvh os_war_2007016.rpm

>>73
Disk full

>>73
Also, RPM sucks

>>75
>>73
Can't resolve package dependencies:
requires brain_1.0 but it's not installed
requires humor_4.2.22-3 but it's not installed
requires macfags_0.01 but it's not installed

REAL men use YaST. Not because it's great or 1337, but because it breaks as easily as Windows 98.

rpm -Uvh --nodeps os_war_2007016.rpm

bitches dont know about my --nodeps

rpm makes my stomach hurt. i'll never use an rpm distro.

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