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Tutorial on how to fix windows xp problems

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 3:15

1: www.distrowatch.com
2: Ubuntu
3: Put it on a cd
4: Load it
5: XP problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 3:50

Yeah, but now you have other problems like wireless products not working, Flash sites not working, popular games that are newer than 2 years old not working, Office (not the cluncky Open Office) not working, as well the "Gnome is gay" mentality.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 5:00

>>1
You forgot
6. Get frustrated with Linux shit
7. Buy a Mac

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 5:44

>>3
you forgot
8.Realize you wasted your money on a piece of garbage
9.Reinstall Windows
10.wait a month
11. >>1

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 7:45

12. Download www.oprah.com
13. Install www.oprah.com
14. ????
15. Problem Solved
16. >>5

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 7:50

>>5
17. Use Windows.
18. Enjoy the mountain of programs and games
19. Reboot Windows
20. Reinstall Windows
21. After reinstalling, realize that it was bad RAM
22. Buy new RAM

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 8:22

>>6
23. Download www.oprah.com again
24. Install www.oprah.com again
25. Become an hero
26. ?????
27. www.linux.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 8:31

>>7
28. Buy Mac again
29. Use Mac
30. Get locked into Mac programs with no chance of escape
31. Mac

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 9:42

>>8
32. Sell Mac.
33. Buy a PC.
34. Delete system32
35. Remove Power Supply.
36. Clean your mouse.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 14:21

>>9
37. Do a barrel roll!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 19:22

>>10
38. Buy PS3
39. Go Hungry Because of Said PS3
40. Return for Wii

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 20:14

>>11
41. Get sued by neighbour for Wiimote attack
42. Go even hungrier because of said lawsuit.
43. Sell Wii to pay legal costs.
44. Return to playing with dirt.
45. ???????
46. Profit!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-02 15:01

>>12
45.* Realize after a few months that you are a complete retard if you managed to attack your neighbor with a Wiimote, and as a result become a homeless pro social darwinism proselytizer.

Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-03 18:45

47. Play pokemon aaaalll night looong.
48. Then buy xbox360, cuz it pwns all systems HANDS DOWN

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-03 19:43

49. rape a loli

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-03 20:45

50. Sell loli
51. Buy a real PC.
52. www.linux.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 9:49

53.  Convert xbollox360 back to it's intended use: a small room heater.
54.  Graduate from Pokemon to basic alphabet games and gain recognition as a human being.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 9:51

55. Realize that Linux sucks ass
56. Install WindowsXP

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 9:57

57. Join faiX's the haxxor community of hackers
58. Pay him enough and get access to a private area of haxx ;)
59. http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 8:06

60. Grow a mustash and get laid as much as you system crashes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 10:48

hay huys

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 11:22

HAY GYZ >>5 throu >>20 will nevar heppan caus >>1 thru >>4 is and enless loop.

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