Tutorial on how to fix windows xp problems

1: www.distrowatch.com
2: Ubuntu
3: Put it on a cd
4: Load it
5: XP problem solved.

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41. Get sued by neighbour for Wiimote attack
42. Go even hungrier because of said lawsuit.
43. Sell Wii to pay legal costs.
44. Return to playing with dirt.
45. ???????
46. Profit!!!