PC will no longer switch on

So, I just moved my PC from one house to another, to find that it no longer wants to power on.

The red light on the PSU's switch at the back is lit, and there's a green LED lit on the mobo, but nothing happens when I hit the power button on the case, not even a twitch of the fans.

I haven't poked around inside the case for months, and the journey was only 30 mins in the car. The power switch pins are definitely connected to the mobo btw.

I'm guessing my PSU is probably dead... or perhaps my case's power button managed to unwire itself.. wishful thinking no doubt.

Any ideas?

Touch your computer in new places where it's never been touched before.

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The core of a computer is actually a small trapped evil spirit (it is no coincidence that UNIX and LINUX processes are called daemons!) This imp is imprisoned in your computer as punishment for something it did in the netherworld. Generally speaking, the more evil the imp is, the faster the computer is. There are also lesser ghosts and hobgoblins that inhabit the expansion cards and peripherals of your computer. These evil spirits are trapped within the hardware of your computer. Take a screwdriver, open up your computer, and take a look at the circuit boards. They are usually green, and are covered with complex patterns of thin copper lines. These are Circuit Runes, written in arcane and ancient languages that describe the magic spells that bind the imps to the chips. Be very careful with circuits. If you scratch off even the tiniest bit of the runes, the spell will be broken, and the imp will escape.