virus scanners and such

what's a good virus scanner that isn't a free edition of some professional package?

also, list your favorite random free-/shareware apps that you (4channers) enjoy and use (firewalls, -scanners, tweaks, media players, et cetera).

Bonzai Buddy

>>1

Yeah, go ahead and hack that 127.0.0.1, retard.

127.0.0.1 is the standard IP address used for a loopback network connection. This means that if you try to connect to 127.0.0.1, you are immediately looped back to your own machine.

Have fun hacking your own computer. gtfo and just quit trying to pretend to be a hacker.

AVG free edition
http://free.grisoft.com/doc/1

>>2
>>4
failed trolling

>>3
wut?

>>2

Ramzi?

Today i will teach you how to download war---ez.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool. It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats. Yoshinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"? Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

being smart = best av

>>5

3's post looks like a copy pasta from a different topic.

You see, it's attitudes like that which give birth to trolls.

Just a warning on this next paragraph, DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A TROLL BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT!

4chan is pretty much 99% crass hypocrites.  It's one thing to tell someone to screw off, but it's another thing to tell someone to screw off when you are the one screwing yourself off.  It's one thing to be a hypocrite, but it is much better to be a hypocrite and admit it (like me).  I try to take the high road and I get slapped.  Thanks for nothing, Anonymous.

Now, is someone going to help me, or is everyone tried of slapping me, so I should expect a kick in the balls next?