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Battle of the Linux noob distos

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 4:08

Ubuntu vs. Sabayon.  Go!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 8:12

Mint Linux.   Ubuntu with all the bits you need to make it good already done for you. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 11:00

slackware bitches
cuz linux isnt for noobs and noobs should gtfo out of my linux

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 11:28

you forgot PCLinuxOS which is also a noob distro

>>3
you forgot to not be a faggot, some of us actually wanted to use a 2.6.x kernel without having to dick around lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 11:59

PCBSD

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 12:37

Debian > all
Nuff said.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 13:39

>>4
If you can't compile your own kernel you should not be running linux, period. GTFO noob.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 14:19

>>7
Compiling kernels is easy.  GB2/1994

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 15:12

>>7 If you can't compile your own drivers you should not be running linux, period. GTFO noob.

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 19:28

>>7
lol how do I typed a couple of commands that automatically build everything lol

I'm just saying that noobs don't want to do that shit

I use Arch Linux which is less of a hassle than whackware

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 22:16

What the noob distros need is a flash tutorial when you first start up.  Kinda like what Windows does.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 23:29

>>11
That's actually a REALLY good idea.  Hrm.  If nobody's working on that, I may give a try in a few weeks (after finals).  I don't really like flash, though.  I'll have to look into alternatives, I guess.

Four year Gentoo fag here.  I learned the hard way - LFS, bitches.  LOL.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 23:38

>>12
DO IT!!!  Seriously, as a noob, this would help me so much.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 23:53

i want a linux distro like gentoo but without the compiling shit what do you recommend?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 23:56

>>12
yhbt by >>13

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 0:19

>>14
Sabayon

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 0:38

>>14
what is it about gentoo do you want?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 4:51

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 6:56

>>14
Dude, without compiling, you lose the spirit of Gentoo! CFLAGS JUST KICKED IN, YO!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 9:04

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 13:27

>>17
a package manager like emerge, and NO WIZARDS like the ones in ubuntu and mandriva

i guess i'll try archlinux...

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 21:01

linux from scratch

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 21:34

GNU/Linux.  Linus doesn't deserve all the credit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 21:56

>>23
there's only one person who ever bothers with that kind of talk...
Mr. Stallman?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 22:55

wtf is sabayon?  linux for sayans?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 0:30

>>24
Ain't it true though?  All that work and ideas and some punk takes the credit.  I would be pissed too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 2:16

>>23
that's why we're gonna have GNU/HURD

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 7:10

that's why we're gonna have GNU/HURD
lol, I'm gonna be playing DNF on it when the hurd comes out XD

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 10:05

>>28
There's not that much left to do to finish the Hurd, just these simple tasks:

1. Write the language the kernel will be written in.
2. Write the kernel.
3. Write the OS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 14:28

>>29
you forgot 4.??????
no profit, because profit is PROPRIETARY

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 16:24

>>23
GNU/Idiot.

>>25
Lol, Linux over 9000

>>26
Some punk who came up with the first GNU-licensed functional kernel.

>>27
Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 16:24

>>23
GNU/Idiot.

>>25
Lol, Linux over 9000

>>26
Some punk who came up with the first GNU-licensed functional kernel.

>>27
Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 16:25

>>31
>>32
9000 only works for games.  You fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 0:21

Vegeta! What do the scanners say about Linux?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 1:08

IIIIITSSS GNUUUU/LINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXX!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 19:47

GNAA/Lunix

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 18:32

>>34
Its power is over 9gigs?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 18:59

What, 9 gigs?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 20:52 (sage)

>>38
A stupid meme that's not even funny.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 3:36

>>39
Lol, "What, 9 gigs!?" was part of the meme

Nappa: Vegita, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nappa: What!? Nine thousand!?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 7:16

Vegita is spelt with "I"?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 9:01

>>41
It's spelt with an 'E', as I wrote in the second line, but Nappa says "Vegita".

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 21:01

Speaking as a noob, why hasn't the Linux guys figured out how to create the One True Installer(TM)?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 21:46

>>43
Because:
1. The FHS sucks very, very hard
2. Lol freedom
3. CFLAGS JUST KICKED IN, YO!
4. GNU/Hippies

True story :( . (BTW, not a "noob" here; I've been using Unices (mostly Linux) for years. And yes Linux is a Unix OS you stupid GNU hippies.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 22:24

>>43
Because, like anything else, in order to satisfy everyone, it'll end up becoming HUEG.  HUEG means it'll be slow and difficult to use, meaning it'll be a failure.

There have been numerous attempts, but it's not going to be successful any time soon, if ever.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 1:31

Needs moar PBI for Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 7:13

The fact is, we shouldn't need any installer. Software should be about unpacking and running. Bundling with libraries (dynamic, but bundled in the pack to ensure you can run it). As long as the compiled platform is the same, and the kernel version is the same or higher, it should run. As much as you'll hate to acknowledge, Windows works that way. You can install most things anywhere, move them, etc., and you don't have to care about libraries because they are searched in the application directory ("." in LD_LIBRARY_PATH is braindamaged). Even though Linux is about hacking around and doing it yourself, you find you can more easily try stuff for Windows because it takes 5 seconds to install and 5 seconds to uninstall - no 1 hour of configure --help, configure --a-whole-page-of-switches-to-get-what-you-want, make, oops missing shit, recursively configure and make missing shit, oops, doesn't work, fix shit, more gotchas, then make, make install, only to discover you didn't like it, so uninstall. You can so much easily try every available application for one task under Windows, then decide what you like. In Linux, it becomes a guessing problem. And all of this because:
1. The FHS sucks very, very hard
2. Lol freedom
3. CFLAGS JUST KICKED IN, YO!
4. GNU/Hippies

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 7:26

>>47

theres these new things that a couple distros have called package managers. they ar awesum/.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 7:49

what do GNU/Hippies have to do with software packaging

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 16:38

>>48
No they aren't. Anything RPM-based sucks and any distro lacks packages for anything useful and updated, except Debian's huge ass APT repositories which are acceptable. There's still a problem of installing shit in the shittiest places, refer to point 1: The FHS sucks very, very hard.

My point was that the only package managers you should need are cp and rm.

>>49
GNU/Hippies want to distribute their GNU/software in GNU/source format, not because it's convenient, but because of their GNU/religion, as well as other GNU/stupid stuff. They are also obsessed with 2. Lol freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 18:08

Double-clicking in Windows is so easy.  Goshdarm you Linux!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 20:16

GNU/Hippies want to distribute their GNU/software in GNU/source format, not because it's convenient, but because of their GNU/religion, as well as other GNU/stupid stuff. They are also obsessed with 2. Lol freedom.

Could you please rephrase this comment using the Queen's English.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 21:04

>>51
Who said I like faggy clicky stuff? I just copy files. Happily. And delete them when to uninstall it.

>>52
No, because doing so would be insensitive and unfair to the GNU community.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 22:40

>>50
>>Anything RPM-based sucks and any distro lacks packages for anything useful and updated, except Debian's huge ass APT repositories which are acceptable.

gentoo's portage has a shitload of packages, the sad thing is that you have to compile'em

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 23:20

>>54
There are binary distros based off of Gentoo, and use portage.  There are even guides to just add the other distros' trees as a Gentoo portage overlay for binary goodness.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 0:07

>>55
and why the hell would you want to use gentoo as a binary distro?(or use it at all?)
arch is better.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:04

>>56
What's with all the Gentoo hate, dude?

Also, has Pacman improved greatly in the last couple months?  Last time I tried it, it seemed... lacking.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:22

I agree that Arch > *, and I see why using binaries in Gentoo would defeat the purpose, but choices are always good.

>>57
Lacking in what way? It's definately the best I've used for handling binary packages. If you mean it's lacking in that you can't specify CFLAGS and shit, that's why the arch build system exists. Otherwise, I have no clue what you're talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:28

>>57
the "(or use it at all)" was really just a joke. i actually like gentoo and portage alot.

pacman has always done what i wanted it to do. unfortunately, its somewhat slow on filesystems which fragment more(xfs,jfs). that'll change with pacman 3 though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:34

Linux is perfect as is.  If you don't like it, go back to Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 5:47

>>60
Because of fags like you, who refuse to see the obvious, Linux won't improve.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 13:07

>>61
Because of fags like you, who refuse to see the obvious, Windows will take over and infest our very brains with DRM.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 16:16

>>61
Way to miss the obvious sarcasm.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 18:18

>>62
I'm the first to run the fuck out of Windows (not getting Vista, in the middle of switching everything to Lunix, talking to my co-workers about it, etc.), I just want the best Lunix, and the best Lunix is gotten when you're not easily satisfied.

>>63
Oops

Name: she 2008-03-11 8:00

cuz they are blind :(

the think the FHS solves problems, but instead it adds needless complexity and denies user's flexibility

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 10:38

>>47
>>50
I don't get your problems. (Only used Gentoo and LFS. But I base my opinion on Gentoo.)
1. You can install any application you want, test it and uninstall it very easily. You don't need to know where stuff is. If you need to know, there are log files which you can view. You can even search in there.
2. Elaborate "FHS SUCKS".
3. CFLAGS? You should actually read the Gentoo manual.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 13:20

I installed Ubuntu and it couldn't even play mp3 files. I laughed and deleted that piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 16:12

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 18:29

>>68
Arch still has some child sicknesses. Try compiling your own vanilla kernel and then installing the nvidia drivers or virtualbox modules with pacman. No worky. Or make a kernel update via pacman. Your old kernel as well as the modules get deleted. If you don't or can't reboot immediately, you'll run into trouble.

Not ready for ENTERPRISE USE yet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 12:19

>>67
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 13:55

>>67
umm excuse me, u don't know about mudkipz

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 21:56

LINSPIRE!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 18:39

>>72
more like lolspire, amirite?

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