The "Get a Mac" initiative

I'm here to tell /comp geeks to reply with "Get a Mac" when you see somebody too stupid to own a PC. When people creates threads asking for otherwise one-click Google solutions, without giving proper details ("proper" as in what piece of shit OS are you fucking using, at least), or when you find this "I want to pres butan drag ican fil report" people. If they get an iCrap they'll stop bothering us because Macs work like that, and in any case there are iForums for Apple stuff full of idiots to Google for them.

Until they want to play games.  Or right-click.

Or run anything other than Photoshop.

Or see the bsod.

Or not pay out of their ass for the same exact hardware.

Or use the best browser in the world; IE6.

www.opera.com

>>3

Photoshop sucks serious nutsac on a Mac.

>>8
but it sucks the least nutsac. maybe just a lick

They should use Gentoo instead of that bloated overpriced slow proprietary OS.

OS X = 99% BSD (without the good parts), 1% Aqua Window manager (and you can't even change it!)

>>6
WTF?