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IF YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY HERE

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 1:26

(I'm sure others can contribute to this thread)

Rule 1 - If you are using Windows and you are about to use the words "randomly reboots" or "reboots all of a sudden", DO THIS before you ask your question:
  A. Start->Control Panel->System->Advanced->Startup and Recovery->UNCHECK the option that says "Automatically restart."
  B. Wait until your computer BSODs.  Then post your question.  If it reboots without a BSOD it's power supply related!

Rule 2 - WE CANNOT MAGICALLY BRING BACK YOUR DEAD HD TO LIFE.  YOU ARE SCREWED IF YOUR HD HAS CRASHED.  BACKUP YOUR SHIT.

Rule 3 - If you can't delete files under Windows, google a program called "Unlocker" and it will take care of all your problems.

Rule 4 - What kind of computer would we buy?  What parts would we buy?  Well, we'd figure out how much we had to spend, go to newegg.com or tigerdirect.com, and find the best stuff for the lowest prices.  Basically, NEXT TIME WE'D DO A LITTLE RESEARCH, like you should.

Contributions of other rules welcome.

Failure to abide by these rules will result in MASSIVE RIDICULE.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 3:55

Rule 5 - Use Linux.  How could you otherwise install binary packages?

Rule 6 - www.opera.com sure it sucks but hey, at least it's a closed source BINARY PACKAGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 4:07

Rule 7 - Your logic is retarded.  Dual core is better.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 7:28

Rule 8 - Stop using Internet Explorer

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 8:20

Rule 1 - Stop using Internet Explorer

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 14:27

Rule 9 - Niggers don't use computers.

Rule 10 - There are no girls on the internets. Only 40 year old homosexual pedophiles.

Rule 11 - Lurk more.

Rule 12 - Buy a new computer.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 15:36

Rule 13 - Ubuntu is for niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 16:27

>>1
Since when is /comp/ /techsupport/?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 17:25

>>8
Since /g/ kept telling support threads to take it to /comp/

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 22:46

>>9
Well the solution to that is obvious. From now on, we tell support threads in /comp/ to take it to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 3:22

>>1
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Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 7:33

This thread went to hell and stupidity by the third post. GG /comp/! This must be why this place is called 4ailchan these days.



Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 12:45

>>1
I totally disagree with only using for example newegg to check prices AND reviews
the broad mass can be fucking stupid
one example are computer cases, totally crap cases get voted like they are the best in the world but are just cheap rice modding eyecandy with metal that bends when you fart on it

get your reviews from serious sites and THEN go to newegg to compare prices etc

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 13:53

>>13 was brutally raped by newegg in the ass when he was 9 :'(

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:01 (sage)

>>13
man what a fucking nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:12

So THIS is where we're supposed to get support?

/g/ really is hopeless.  This place isn't looking too hot either.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:22

>>14
 and >>15 don't like it when people make them think.

>>13
Low end CPUs and graphics cards are another great source of lulzy reviews written by penny-pinching morons who think Radeon 9200s and Socket A Applebreds are the most awesome things evar.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 14:23

>>16
What is "THIS"?

If you mean >>1, yeah, we'd like it if you'd help us help you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 21:24

>>14
>>15
I do not shop at newegg cause i do not even live in your fucking country
but I use it to see average hardware prices in USD
and to browse the reviews

NOT ALL reviews are bad, but like in all other areas of life the broad mass cannot be trusted, the percentage of people with actual knowledge is not only a fraction, then again even unsavvy shoppers can write a good objective review....
so i'd say 30-50% of the reviews are total bollocks, the rest is fine

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 0:28

The consumer reviews always suck.  Few people will go out of their way to write a review unless they had a terrible experience or are a fanboy of the company/product.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 9:00

Lol this board is a joke. It's just a bunch of geeks looking to snuff people that do inane shit to their computers looking for help.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 11:11

>>21
This is false. We hardly solve any problems, but we rarely fuck people's boxes up.

Unless you didn't get "FORMAT", "www.opera.com";, "buy a new computer", etc. are inside jokes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 11:55

>>21
>Lol this board is a joke. It's just a bunch of noobs who can't even be bothered to post coherently hoping to leech off geeks who only know anything because they figure shit out for themselves.

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