how do you write onto a pdf?

i want to type onto a FORMLESS pdf. I have professional, but there's such a shitload of stupid features I can't figure it out and don't know what it's called.

when I say formless, I mean it doesn't have pre-made entry forms for typing, you would have to create your own

Print, use pen, take photo, print photo, scan photo, done.

Stick it in her pooper.

>>3
And take pics.

And scan the camera. And print on the memory card. And buy it, use it break it fix it trash it change it melt upgrade it chart it point it zoom it press it snap it work it quick erase it...

DUDE THIS IS WHAT YOU DO
PRINT SCREEN AND THEN USE MS PAINT TO SUPERIMPOSE THE TEXT ON THE IMAGES AND THEN EMAIL THE IMAGES

OpenOffice can export its documents to PDF format.

>>7
But I need to write upon a PDF. Can OpenOffice insert text onto PDFs and then export the PDF?

Also: do you guys really get a kick out of responding to every thread with bullshit? It might be funny if anything you said was original, but it's all the same in variations. I enjoy trolling just as much as anyone else, but there needs to be reason and context for it otherwise it's just retarded.

>>8
PROTIP: THIS IS 4CHAN, NOT IAMSTUPIDANDINEEDCOMPUTERHELPTHISISANADSUPPORTEDSITE.COM.  IF YOU CANNOT SUSTAIN THE INSULTS, GTFO, GTFO, AND GTFO OR GTFO.

>>5

i lol'd