PDFs fucking suck

And I would say adobe sucks too, were it not for photoshop. Personally I don't like that program either, but it seems to be popular.

If you are thinking of making a PDF, fucking stop.
If you have acrobat writer, delete it. NOW.

Learn rudimentary HTML. It can do everything PDFs do and more, without pissing off everyone who tries to access your document. It takes less effort to learn HTML than try to figure out how to operate some shitty adobe program that serves no purpose.

ASCII related. I know it doesn't fit perfectly here but you know what it is, you cock.

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>>4
After you use the download mange you get a nice little .exe on your desktop. Save that so you can do standalone installations. Just like Quicktime... You know you can install it without iTunes? Right?

>>14
>if you think pdf sucks all you have used is windows
This man speaks truth. PDF's are a joke on Linux and OS X.