How do I learn Linux

For one who has never touched Linux, how do you learn and how long does it take to become comfortable?

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Just because I'm not a pussy like you guys, I gotta be a nigga?

Well fuck you bitches then.

You want some too? Being nigga haters and all, I know you'd jump at the chance. There's plenty of free hurt to go around. You'll probably have to form a line, no pushing, everybody get's a turn.

I'll go tell the hospital and morgue to be ready to pull double shifts soon.