firefox is raping my computer

Firefox is biting hard on my computer's ass.  And fucking it, too, apparently.  Sometimes I'll have nothing but some windows open with some text and some pictures, and firefox will go AHHHH I NEED TO RAPE SOMETHING and take up 88% of CPU and about 200MB of memory and I need to kill it.
Netscape is bloatware, and I don't even need to bother telling you why I won't go with IE.
I tried Operah for about 5 minutes, until I found that it had trouble formatting my favorite website.

Anybody got any firefox alternatives?

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I like the pillowfucking insult.
Anyway, I've opened a bunch of links in Opera using middle click, but they all open as blank pages.  starting a new page and trying to open Google, even typing urls into existing windows results in fucking NOTHING HAPPENING.  Firefox has fine time opening pages, as evidenced by me posting here.  What am I doing wrong?