I'm finally sick of Windows.

I've decided that Microsoft wants to win the award for "Biggest Asshole" and i'd like to try another OS. I haven't had much experience with other OSs so please help me to decide which one is the best. I just want something that is incredibly capable and versatile that doesn't take me forever to figure out. Please help a noob.

www.kanotix.com . You'll have to translate it using babelfish or something, but it's definitley worth it.

This one comes with the power of debian, but the ease of not using command lines for installations (for newbies).

I personally thought it was wonderful. It's based off of Knoppix and comes only as a Live CD, though, once inside, you can permanently install it to your hard drive. It's worth a try.