I'm finally sick of Windows.

I've decided that Microsoft wants to win the award for "Biggest Asshole" and i'd like to try another OS. I haven't had much experience with other OSs so please help me to decide which one is the best. I just want something that is incredibly capable and versatile that doesn't take me forever to figure out. Please help a noob.

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wine/cedega on ppc mac: no

windows emulator: "virtual pc" exists, runs like total shit (divide the mac's mhz by 5..)