fucking trojan

I have a fucking trojan, i have no fucking clue what kind of trojan because i've run seven trojan scanners (different) over and over and they keep saying i have new trojans, when i try to connect to dalnet, i get a "you have a trojan" warning and i'm akilled from the network. I keep running trojan scanners over and over and keep getting more and more and more and more. I want to fucking stab myself in the testicles over this, HELP!

nuke it. seriously, at this point in infection most smart tech repair people would say the same thing. Unplug your internet, backup your configs, reinstall, then change your credit card numbers and all your passwords. You have absolutely no idea how long you've had these trojans or who they've transmitted information to.

netstat -an look for odd ports listening(your netstat.exe may be compromised, let alone your cmd.exe) download x-netstat
download fport port->process mapper and find the executable thats using the odd port
google the sketchy exe(s), figure out how to remove them, what its common vectors are so you can figure out how you got it so your mindful of what to be careful for next time around
take the machine off the internet while you do this, can portscan it from your lan netcat/nmap to make sure nothing is hiding from you locally

dump your files somewhere, reformat your bootdrive, reinstall, run a resident antivirus w/ auto definition updating like nod32 or avg

lol, all this work to clean a system that verywell may have a trojan that binds itself to explorer.exe or some other network service (anyone hear lsass.exe?) -_-