I’m not positive that this counts as a weeaboo story, but the people involved were weebs, even if that isn’t the focus of the story.
A couple of years ago I went to camp where there were a couple of weebs. They were pretty nice, so I just ignored their obsessiveness over anime, manga, and some crappy fantasy books that I can’t really remember.
Then they told me they were vampires and that an evil spirit was trying to attack the camp.
Some choice quotes:
“You are so lucky with your fucking human life. I wish I was normal!”
“Yeah, she’s a psychic vampire, but my boyfriend and I are both sanguine. We usually just feed on each other, but since he’s not here, I’ve been pretty thirsty.”
“So how do you feel, knowing a vampire was sleeping above you this whole time?”
“I’m a werewolf too, but I can only Change during the full moon”
These people were so fucking insane. The leader, S, also said she was an angel, werewolf, and fairy. She said she had caused all of our births so we could be at camp to help fight off the evil spirit, and had us all help her cast a spell to fight it off. She also said that she was one of the archangels, and had been sent to earth at the beginning of time to help fight off evil, and every time she died she was reincarnated along with her boyfriend, and they had to find each other again in every lifetime.
I don’t even know what else to say. There was a lot of other shit going on, but I can’t possibly tell the whole story in this. At the very least, one of them insinuated that she had tried drinking my blood as I was sleeping. I never went back.