Cyclops from X-men is a pedophile

Think about it: Cyclops destroys anything he looks at with his eyes, and pedophiles destroy anything they look at with their eyes. It's just that IRL laserbeams aren't visible unless you're hit by them. This is why CP is banned: Because pedophiles can kill children by remote. They probably used to be assassins, sent back in time to terminate resistance fighters before they were old enough to fight back, and them just looking at a PICTURE could kill people, but they got too good at what they did, so they have to wear shades at all times, or you'll see that they have red laser eyes. I'm poretty sure Arnold is a pedophile as well. How else would you explain his laser eyes and robot skeleton?
Also, I'm pretty sure that Rogue is a child molester. Prove me wrong.

>>1
pedophiles destroy anything they look at with their eyes
Sort of like a Medusa? But then, the character Medusa in the Marvel Universe is HOT AS FUCK.

>>2
She's a FEMALE pedophile, and female pedophiles use their powers for Good, not evil. They're sort of like dark knights.

>>3

Only if they're hot.

>>4
I concur.

>>1
Rogue doesn't have to do it herself, she can just touch a chimo and get their EXP.

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