Freak Roll Call

Hey!  Who is you and what are you doing here?  I hear this place is lousy with furries, child molesters and 600-pound weeabo shut-ins.  Is this true, Constance?  Am I misinformed?  Everybody, introduce yourselves sose I can find out the (horrible?) truth. 

Anyways, I am Jorge, and I am an alcoholic with one testicle.  I am very curious and live on dry land with many animals and plants.  I am not a furry or a child molester but I did watch an anime once. Your turn! 

Addendum, homies:  Constance tells me that there are also a few microcephalic skinhead wannabes and some rather timid (ratty old) armchair (in their parents' basement) Ku Kluxers here, too.  No!  Surely she jests!!