Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 0:15
It is raining outside and the children of the culidsac were all inside. Except for Eddy.
Eddy: Where the heck is everybody its only a little rain!
He walks over to Ed's house, and goes into the back yard to Ed's window. He looks inside to see Ed sitting a chair watching horribly made monster movies. Eddy opens the window to Ed's basement room and goes inside. He falls down on the discusting clutter that makes up Ed's floor.
Eddy: Where's sock head? We need to make money so we can finaly make to the candy store and get jawbrakers!
Ed: JAWBRAKERS! and buttered toast with a side of gravy, please.
Eddy: Come on you big lug! Let's go!
Ed: Where are we going Eddy?
They walk up the stairs to the living room and Ed's sister Shara is there waiting by the door for Jimmy.
Shara: ED! Where do you think your going mister?
Ed: Were going to doubble D's to...
Eddy interupted Ed.
Eddy: It's none of your bussiness Shara!
Shara: Mom said your grounded mister! Now go back to your basement before I...
Eddy inturpts her.
Eddy: Shut up Shara! Come on Ed.
Ed and Eddy walk outside into the rainstorm lightening crashes and it is pretty dark outside. They see a figure moving towards Ed's house.
Ed: AhHhhhhhHHH! It's the mutant space men from Alcatraz, he's going to steal my tub of gravy and hurt my baby sister! NO! MOON MAN!
Jimmy covered in a big black plastic bag walks passed them. Ed runs and tackles him.
Jimmy: Oh Shara! Help!
Eddy: Cough up the cash! Come on Ed take his wallet!
Ed: Ahahah! Die space mutant!
Shara runs outside to Jimmy's aid.
Shara: Oh Ed you idiot!
She then punches Ed and Eddy and draggs Jimmy into the house as he cries.
Eddy: Come on Ed let's go to Doubble D's.
Ed and Eddy walk through the rain to Edd's house. When they get there they ring the door bell.
Edd: Oh hello fellows, come in get out of the rain.
Eddy: What's up sock head? We need to figure out away to get these suckers cash into my,...I mean our, pockets! Eheheheh!
Edd: Now Eddy we do this everytime, in evey episode..and,...it has become very monotiness.
Eddy: Well you come up with something then!
Ed: I like chickens Eddy!
Edd: Yes we know Ed, well I had something different in mind.
Edd walks into the next room leaving Ed and Eddy alone. In the next room....
Edd: The fools, they have no idea what is in store for them! Muwahaha!
Eddy (from next room): What's takin ya? Your mom and dad got more post it notes for you to accomplish? HAHAHAAHA!
Edd: Grrr!
Ed(from next room): HAHAHAAHAHA! Eddy'd funny huh, dubble D?
Edd: Yes he sure is Ed. Wont you come help me with this fellows?
Ed and Eddy walk into next room with Edd.
Eddy: What the hell?
Ed: ... buttered toast..?
Edd: I know! It's beautiful, isn't it? HAHA! I weep at the beauty that is art and machine combined!
Eddy: Your crazy! Nazz! What are you doing to her?
Nazz: Help me Eddy!
Edd: She couldn't learn to stay away from that dreded idiot, boy toy Kevin! Oh I steam at the very thought of the scounderal!
Ed:..Kevin?
Edd: Yes, Ed very good you can read.
Edd smashes a bottle marked Kevin, with a lable from his own lable maker.
Edd: Mwahaaha! You fools you will all feel my wrath!
Eddy: Ok sock head just take it easy.
Eddy said with fear feeling his heart as he backed away towrds Ed.
Edd: If you call me sock head one more time.
Edd grabs a knife.
Ed and Eddy run like cowards screaming that they were calling the cops.
Edd: Nazz, my sweet pet, I'm going out for awhile be back soon love.
Edd then walks out into the rain with the knife, where he sees Johnny and Plank.
Johnny: Whatcha doin' double D?
Edd: Well I was about to go kill those blumbering fools I call "friends" and turn them into stuffing for the thankgiving trukey but your giant head will do just fine!
Johnny: Run Plank!
Johnny then throws Plank ahead of himself and picks him up again as they run to the seware, which is where they were finding clams before it started to rain. Edd follows them down the seware.
Edd: No witnesses!
He screamed, and it echoed in the diminess. Edd's head started to spin but he knew he must beat it! And so he did. He saw Johnny and Plank huddled together in the corner.
Edd: Trapped like rats!
Johnny: Doubble D no please don't! I didn't see it ending like this buddy!
Edd stabbed Johnny and threw the body into the seware water. He then picked up Plank.
Edd: To the wood chipper with you! Oh distractions, distractions!
Edd got out of the seware with Plank and got to Rolf's house. He then went into the backyard and threw Plank into Rolf's woodchipper.
Rolf: What are you doing here, doubble the Ed boy?
Edd: Im disposing of witnesses you foreign fool!
Rolf: I never understand a word you say sock and hate Ed boy.
Edd: AHHH!
Edd pushes Rolf into the woodchipper.
Edd: No witnesses! Now to take care of those "friends" of mine! Well might as well get rid of Jimmy first.
Edd walks through the rain to Jimmy's house. He then rings the doorbell. No one answers.
Edd: What the fuck? No one is home. Those idiots must have warned him! God damn it! Must I do everything myself! They must be at Ed's.
He walks around to the backyard of Ed's house. He goes over to the tool shed and grabs an axe.
Edd: This will do nicely!
He walks over to the back door and bam! Smashes it open and walks inside.
Edd: Hello is anyone home?
He called into the darkness. No answer again.
Edd: Grrr theres only one other place they could be at Eddy's house!
Edd walks over to Eddy's house. He breaks down the front door.
Edd: Hello is anyone home?
He calls into the darkness. Again no answer.
Edd: What the fuck where is eveyone?! No they cant be! At the Kankers?! Those vile wretchid whores of bablon! They shall pay! They shall all pay!
He makes his way through the forest, and into the trailer park.
Edd: Im gonna get those sons of bitches! Those no good sons of bitches!
Just then Ed comes out of hiding.
Ed: RRROOOAAAAAAARRRRR!! Double D!!!
Ed swings at Edd with his fists. Edd chops off Ed's hand with the axe.
Ed: Ah cool, just like in the movies, Oh OWWW! PAIN! HAND HURT!
Edd: Wheres Eddy?! You tell me right fucking now or I will kill you Ed do you understand me!
Ed just stood there not understanding that his friend was going to kill him. Then Edd killed him. Now covered in Ed and Johnny and Rolfs blood soaked in by the rain Edd kept looking for Eddy.
Edd: Eddy where are you!?
He blowed into the darkness.
Edd: Im not affraid of you skanky Kankers eithers, you will feel my wrath!!
Then he made his way to the Kanker's trailer. He beat down the door. He was inside.
Edd: I will kill you all!
Eddy stepped into the light from the shadows. Edd swung at him with the axe but missed.
Eddy: Face it sock head, you will never beat me!
Edd: Your vocabluary skill are improbable! You ape like child!
Eddy: Miss me, miss me now you gotta kiss me!
Edd: Grrrrr!
Eddy grabbed the anchor from the Kankers wall and hit Edd over the head with it, at the same time Edd swung at Eddy with the axe. They both died. Then Marie comes down stairs.
Marie: May! Lee! Get down here!
May and Lee come down the stairs.
May: What the...
Lee: Holy shit! May call the cops.
May dialed the phone and the cops came and blah blah blah. Meanwhile back at Ed's house.
Shara: Would you like some more tea Jimmy?
Jimmy: Why dont we ever have sex anymore?
Shara: Were married get over it!
Eddy: Where the heck is everybody its only a little rain!
He walks over to Ed's house, and goes into the back yard to Ed's window. He looks inside to see Ed sitting a chair watching horribly made monster movies. Eddy opens the window to Ed's basement room and goes inside. He falls down on the discusting clutter that makes up Ed's floor.
Eddy: Where's sock head? We need to make money so we can finaly make to the candy store and get jawbrakers!
Ed: JAWBRAKERS! and buttered toast with a side of gravy, please.
Eddy: Come on you big lug! Let's go!
Ed: Where are we going Eddy?
They walk up the stairs to the living room and Ed's sister Shara is there waiting by the door for Jimmy.
Shara: ED! Where do you think your going mister?
Ed: Were going to doubble D's to...
Eddy interupted Ed.
Eddy: It's none of your bussiness Shara!
Shara: Mom said your grounded mister! Now go back to your basement before I...
Eddy inturpts her.
Eddy: Shut up Shara! Come on Ed.
Ed and Eddy walk outside into the rainstorm lightening crashes and it is pretty dark outside. They see a figure moving towards Ed's house.
Ed: AhHhhhhhHHH! It's the mutant space men from Alcatraz, he's going to steal my tub of gravy and hurt my baby sister! NO! MOON MAN!
Jimmy covered in a big black plastic bag walks passed them. Ed runs and tackles him.
Jimmy: Oh Shara! Help!
Eddy: Cough up the cash! Come on Ed take his wallet!
Ed: Ahahah! Die space mutant!
Shara runs outside to Jimmy's aid.
Shara: Oh Ed you idiot!
She then punches Ed and Eddy and draggs Jimmy into the house as he cries.
Eddy: Come on Ed let's go to Doubble D's.
Ed and Eddy walk through the rain to Edd's house. When they get there they ring the door bell.
Edd: Oh hello fellows, come in get out of the rain.
Eddy: What's up sock head? We need to figure out away to get these suckers cash into my,...I mean our, pockets! Eheheheh!
Edd: Now Eddy we do this everytime, in evey episode..and,...it has become very monotiness.
Eddy: Well you come up with something then!
Ed: I like chickens Eddy!
Edd: Yes we know Ed, well I had something different in mind.
Edd walks into the next room leaving Ed and Eddy alone. In the next room....
Edd: The fools, they have no idea what is in store for them! Muwahaha!
Eddy (from next room): What's takin ya? Your mom and dad got more post it notes for you to accomplish? HAHAHAAHA!
Edd: Grrr!
Ed(from next room): HAHAHAAHAHA! Eddy'd funny huh, dubble D?
Edd: Yes he sure is Ed. Wont you come help me with this fellows?
Ed and Eddy walk into next room with Edd.
Eddy: What the hell?
Ed: ... buttered toast..?
Edd: I know! It's beautiful, isn't it? HAHA! I weep at the beauty that is art and machine combined!
Eddy: Your crazy! Nazz! What are you doing to her?
Nazz: Help me Eddy!
Edd: She couldn't learn to stay away from that dreded idiot, boy toy Kevin! Oh I steam at the very thought of the scounderal!
Ed:..Kevin?
Edd: Yes, Ed very good you can read.
Edd smashes a bottle marked Kevin, with a lable from his own lable maker.
Edd: Mwahaaha! You fools you will all feel my wrath!
Eddy: Ok sock head just take it easy.
Eddy said with fear feeling his heart as he backed away towrds Ed.
Edd: If you call me sock head one more time.
Edd grabs a knife.
Ed and Eddy run like cowards screaming that they were calling the cops.
Edd: Nazz, my sweet pet, I'm going out for awhile be back soon love.
Edd then walks out into the rain with the knife, where he sees Johnny and Plank.
Johnny: Whatcha doin' double D?
Edd: Well I was about to go kill those blumbering fools I call "friends" and turn them into stuffing for the thankgiving trukey but your giant head will do just fine!
Johnny: Run Plank!
Johnny then throws Plank ahead of himself and picks him up again as they run to the seware, which is where they were finding clams before it started to rain. Edd follows them down the seware.
Edd: No witnesses!
He screamed, and it echoed in the diminess. Edd's head started to spin but he knew he must beat it! And so he did. He saw Johnny and Plank huddled together in the corner.
Edd: Trapped like rats!
Johnny: Doubble D no please don't! I didn't see it ending like this buddy!
Edd stabbed Johnny and threw the body into the seware water. He then picked up Plank.
Edd: To the wood chipper with you! Oh distractions, distractions!
Edd got out of the seware with Plank and got to Rolf's house. He then went into the backyard and threw Plank into Rolf's woodchipper.
Rolf: What are you doing here, doubble the Ed boy?
Edd: Im disposing of witnesses you foreign fool!
Rolf: I never understand a word you say sock and hate Ed boy.
Edd: AHHH!
Edd pushes Rolf into the woodchipper.
Edd: No witnesses! Now to take care of those "friends" of mine! Well might as well get rid of Jimmy first.
Edd walks through the rain to Jimmy's house. He then rings the doorbell. No one answers.
Edd: What the fuck? No one is home. Those idiots must have warned him! God damn it! Must I do everything myself! They must be at Ed's.
He walks around to the backyard of Ed's house. He goes over to the tool shed and grabs an axe.
Edd: This will do nicely!
He walks over to the back door and bam! Smashes it open and walks inside.
Edd: Hello is anyone home?
He called into the darkness. No answer again.
Edd: Grrr theres only one other place they could be at Eddy's house!
Edd walks over to Eddy's house. He breaks down the front door.
Edd: Hello is anyone home?
He calls into the darkness. Again no answer.
Edd: What the fuck where is eveyone?! No they cant be! At the Kankers?! Those vile wretchid whores of bablon! They shall pay! They shall all pay!
He makes his way through the forest, and into the trailer park.
Edd: Im gonna get those sons of bitches! Those no good sons of bitches!
Just then Ed comes out of hiding.
Ed: RRROOOAAAAAAARRRRR!! Double D!!!
Ed swings at Edd with his fists. Edd chops off Ed's hand with the axe.
Ed: Ah cool, just like in the movies, Oh OWWW! PAIN! HAND HURT!
Edd: Wheres Eddy?! You tell me right fucking now or I will kill you Ed do you understand me!
Ed just stood there not understanding that his friend was going to kill him. Then Edd killed him. Now covered in Ed and Johnny and Rolfs blood soaked in by the rain Edd kept looking for Eddy.
Edd: Eddy where are you!?
He blowed into the darkness.
Edd: Im not affraid of you skanky Kankers eithers, you will feel my wrath!!
Then he made his way to the Kanker's trailer. He beat down the door. He was inside.
Edd: I will kill you all!
Eddy stepped into the light from the shadows. Edd swung at him with the axe but missed.
Eddy: Face it sock head, you will never beat me!
Edd: Your vocabluary skill are improbable! You ape like child!
Eddy: Miss me, miss me now you gotta kiss me!
Edd: Grrrrr!
Eddy grabbed the anchor from the Kankers wall and hit Edd over the head with it, at the same time Edd swung at Eddy with the axe. They both died. Then Marie comes down stairs.
Marie: May! Lee! Get down here!
May and Lee come down the stairs.
May: What the...
Lee: Holy shit! May call the cops.
May dialed the phone and the cops came and blah blah blah. Meanwhile back at Ed's house.
Shara: Would you like some more tea Jimmy?
Jimmy: Why dont we ever have sex anymore?
Shara: Were married get over it!