hulk vs superman

who will win?

I wish it was the hulk, but I think it'd be superman. The last Hulk thing I read had people asking the Sentry to take him down as he was the only one they thought could at the time... and the Sentry is pretty close to Superman in powers (I think)
But Hulk would probably just smash Superman up somehow. I mean, Superman got beat by Batman (No powers) and killed by Doomsday.
Sure he was weakened in both cases... but fuck it, if I wrote the script, hulk would win

Chuck Norris.

JEBUS WINS THE MATCH!

I hate superman. His only weakness is krytonite (which we all know, there is an overwhelming supply of that on earth), and he saves teh wlord every other day. "In our next episode of Superman:  Will supernam be able to defeat some robot we've never even heard of, or some faggot whose ass he's already whooped before? Will he win, despite the fact that he's saved the world from worse threats a billion times over in previous battles?" That's why "Superman dies" was so popular.

DC is going to be forced to explore a long-term set of storylines, where the major superheroes take control of the world's major governments in order to deal with some threat (largely composed of SPBs like themselves).  Kal-el will have to figure into all this, of course.  He's the DC Universe's leading WMD.

What other than kryptonite could beat Superman? Well I figured it out, a pitch black room. No light = No powers, then shoot him.

>>7
The room would have to be coated in pure lead.

Superman=overpowered character

Magic owns superman.

Srsly.

what beats Superman other than Kryptonite you ask? well the lack of sunlight will weaken him given. BUT in "The Dark Knight Returns" Superman nearly bites the dust when a nuclear bomb or whatever blows him up. Then Batman schooles his sorry ass!

P.S. Superman is bull shit

You're all fucking niggers, i can tell

KKK ftw

superman seems to be as strong as hulk in terms of strength, endurance and toughness, as huld will inarguably be fighting superman on earth, supermans powers will be limited to the amout of sunlight reaching earth hence whilst his powers will be limited the hulks can exceed far beyond that of norm should he be exposed to any gama-radiation  ( hulk out mode ) in this state the hulk becomes far stronger and is a constant threat to any person(s) around him due to his gamma emitting body. this means he could beat superman in strength but is superman ( being able to withstand vacume environment ) took the hulk for a flight into space the hulk would loose ( this is seen int the hulk movie when the jet takes the hulk outer space )

Superman would win. Hulk gets stronger the angrier he gets. All superman has to do it give him $10000000000 (that he could easily take from any bank.. I mean really whos gunna stop him? No one. Thats who. Hes fucking superman) then bruce will be so happy, thusly hes no longer strong... then superman kicks him in his human, not angry, nuts. You know a kick in the nuts from superman would SUCK.

END

First Superman and Hulk would have a pose-down showcasing the various layers of bulk in their respective physiques. After Hulk powerchugged a gallon of creatine he would run down the nearest child and press him high above his head, immitating a perfect pose of the legendary Atlas, before bringing the tyke down on his knee busting the little fucker's back. Superman would do a few reps on a nearby boflex using every power rod to get the blood pumping in his tits before snapping a branch from a redwood tree and busting it in half with his pectorals. The fight ends with Superman learning how to walk, talk, and shitting his diapers all over again.

Superman. If he can take Doomsday, he can take the Hulk. And the hell with this match up, it's already been done, and it didn't end well for Hulk. One Punch!

What you really want to be thinking about is:

Hulk vs Doomsday

>>17
hulk will beat doomsday easily

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[16:19] World4ch gets a mascot
1 Name: VIPPER : 2006-12-31 19:12
In a shock decision that has taken the members of the bulletin board scene by storm, a controversial mascot was chosen by the administration to symbolize World4ch.

A spokesperson of World4ch stated that this mascot was chosen as his trademark stance embodies the principles of the members of World4ch.

The mascot chosen, known as Mexichan, is well known throughout the World4ch community. While many members of the scene applaud the decision, there exists a vocal group that disagrees.

"who the fuck cares if im a fuckin mexican, im sick of this motherfucker copipastin that fuking 2 chan cat faping in every single fucking board" was stated a poster of the /lang/ board.

"en honor a ese heroe anonimo que tantas bolas cagó. siempre estaras en nuestro corazon, para bien o para mal" was stated by a different poster of the /lang/ board.

"Become an hero" was stated by a poster of the /b/ board.

World4ch is an english language electronic bulletin board system that focuses on anonymous discussion. It is located at http://dis.4chan.org

MEXICHAN SAYS:
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    　fap 　　　（　´Д｀/"lヽ
    　　　　　　/´　　　（ ,人）　
    　fap 　　（　 ） ﾟ　 ﾟ|　　|　　＜　LOL WUT !!!
    　　　　　　＼ ＼__, |　 ⊂llll
    　　　　　　　 ＼＿つ　⊂llll
    　　　　　　　 （　　ﾉ　　ﾉ
    　　　　　　　　|　（__人_） ＼

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Read this thread from the beginning

15 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-26 01:35
NEWS

FOR

VIPPER

16 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 19:48
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    hello



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17 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-03 19:06
World4ch gets a mascot
1 Name: VIPPER : 2006-12-31 19:12
In a shock decision that has taken the members of the bulletin board scene by storm, a controversial mascot was chosen by the administration to symbolize World4ch.

A spokesperson of World4ch stated that this mascot was chosen as his trademark stance embodies the principles of the members of World4ch.

The mascot chosen, known as Mexichan, is well known throughout the World4ch community. While many members of the scene applaud the decision, there exists a vocal group that disagrees.

"who the fuck cares if im a fuckin mexican, im sick of this motherfucker copipastin that fuking 2 chan cat faping in every single fucking board" was stated a poster of the /lang/ board.

"en honor a ese heroe anonimo que tantas bolas cagó. siempre estaras en nuestro corazon, para bien o para mal" was stated by a different poster of the /lang/ board.

"Become an hero" was stated by a poster of the /b/ board.

World4ch is an english language electronic bulletin board system that focuses on anonymous discussion. It is located at http://dis.4chan.org


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18 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-03 23:37
Hey, I remember this thread. I created it because I wanted to have an interesting pretext to copy paste the fapping Mexichan.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-04 15:15

MEXICHAN SAYS:
   　　　　　　　∧＿∧ fap fap
    　fap 　　　（　´Д｀/"lヽ
    　　　　　　/´　　　（ ,人）　
    　fap 　　（　 ） ﾟ　 ﾟ|　　|　　＜　LOL WUT !!!
    　　　　　　＼ ＼__, |　 ⊂llll
    　　　　　　　 ＼＿つ　⊂llll
    　　　　　　　 （　　ﾉ　　ﾉ
    　　　　　　　　|　（__人

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-kotD3z_c

mexichan

bump

The Hulk beating Superman?  In my crossover?

obviously superman would win. he cant die without kryptonite. no contest.

>>25
the hulk its invincible to so?

superman can reverse time and own the hulk before he is even born.

But the Hulk isn't actually Green, he's Grey.  That's just all the Kryptonite in him.

Rofl, pwnd @ Superman.

Superman lost the time reversal power.

Superman is just a representation of a Jewish golem.  He can be summarily dismissed in that regard.

A challenger appears!  "THE SENTRY"!

Sentry is a clone character, and got beat by the Hulk.

Bob (the Sentry) is a mentally unstable character.  Put some real will behind him, and he'd be unbeatable.  If the Wildstorm Universe writers were pushing the Sentry, you'd see SOME SHIT.

I see Elijah Snow finally defeated "The Four" in the Planetary series.  Randall was the King Dick of the Wildstorm universe.  It figures that there would be a shiftship used to take him down.

>>7
superman has a weakness to magic, like hardcore,
magic does a number on old supes like none other, thats right Comic fans Joe Q could take supes any day.

The Hulk, his strength increases with anger, Supes is set in strength basically. Hulk wins, unless Hulk and Supes are fighting on the surface of a yellow sun.

Non mentally unstable Sentry>Blackbolt>Hulk>Doomsday>Superman>Mentally unstable Sentry>Superboy-prime>Thor

flash kills everyone

Ah, fuck that baloney.  Bring in the Wonder Twins and EVERYBODY gonna die.  Wonder Twin powers would *ACTIVATE* and Jayna would be like "Form of an Abnormally Huge Tyrannosaurus Rex!" and Zan would be all like "Form of a Massive Blast of Flesh-Cooking Steam!"  Now, just prior to this, Zan would have ingested a goodly quantity of powdered green Kryptonite (obtained by Jayna from Lex Luthor, for whom she had to do some, y'know, *favors*)---thus rendering the steam particularly debilitating to Superman.  Both Superman and the Hulk being killed or weakened by this industrial-scale Kryptonite-water steaming (and I must say that I doubt the Hulk, whether a creature of gamma radiation or a product of some unholy union between man-flesh and sea cucumber, would be immune to the effects of a scalding, high-pressure steam cloud), Jayna/Preternaturally Prodigious Tyrannosaur would then step forward to thoroughly masticate and then swallow the well-cooked super-beings.  Gleek would then spring about on his crazy prehensile tail, cutting all manners of space monkey capers, and everyone who wasn't totally dead at the hands of the mighty, mighty Wonder Twins would have a good laugh. 

After this great epoch-making battle, Jayna would no doubt have a case of super-indigestion ("Form of Bromo-Seltzer"!) and a rather nasty taste in her mouth (NOT acquired from eating Supes and the Hulk--*wink* *wink*--if ya know what I mean, and I think you do), and Zan's stool likely would have a luminous greenish tint for weeks thereafter . . .  But one must remember that with great power comes great sacrifices.  The Wonder Twins, being wise beyond their years, understand this fully----and so they would bear it all with exemplary grace.  They would bear it well indeed.

HA!  WHO'S THE STRONGEST NOW, BITCHEZ!?!

>>41
Flash is