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OLDBOY Sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 18:28

I was talking about good movies with friends a week or two ago and one of them mentioned OLDBOY. It's been getting rave reviews even from people like Roger Ebert! I was skeptical about this movie at first, but with Ebert giving it 4/5 stars, I decided to try it out.

The main thing people were raving about was the ending to the movie. Some secret unexpected twist that would blow you away.

It started off not too bad. Some guy gets locked up and he doesn't know why. He is later released and is told he has a certain amount of time to find out why he was imprisoned and who did it.

The movie was the biggest fucking turd I had ever seen in my entire life. The violence was unnecessary and without purpose, the dialogue is shoddy, the fight scenes aren't believable and seem gratuitous, the storyline runs at an offbeat pace riddled with plot holes and random nonsensical events, and the final twist, the one I waited through 2 hours of shit for, was the stupidest fucking thing ever. If any of you remember how retarded the twist to Star Ocean: Til the End of Time was, well, this one takes the cake, eats it, shits it out, eats it again, shits it out again, and has sex with the shit.

I don't understand why this movie got praise from people like Quentin Tarantino and Roger Ebert. Someone must have payed them a fortune to get them to spew such filthy filthy lies about the movie.

If anyone else has seen it, please post you're opinions. Is it the greatest thing EVAR? Is it a dog turd? What do you think?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 18:31

SHIT FUCK! >_< WRONG BOARD!

Can any of the mods please switch it over to the proper board for me? Greatly Appreciated!

Name: BING! 2007-12-27 13:11

LIES!! ALL LIES!:D

I beg to differ.

Name: RedCream 2007-12-28 4:03

>>1
OLDBOY RAWKS AND U SUK CAWKS!

It's a fucking GUY FLICK.  It doesn't have to make sense or any other of that crap.  It just has to be about murder, honor and sex.  OLDBOY succeeds in using all three of these elements.  The requirements for a great GUY FLICK are met.  Nothing else matters.

So put on a fresh pair of panties, slip in the DVD and rawk with ur cawk out.

SPOYLURZ:  He ends up fucking his own daughter.  What a lucky guy!  She was HAWT -- being a nubile AZN instead of some Great White Whale, that makes sense!  If she was your own daughter, you'd fuck her silly too.  CREAMY AND EMO-LADEN INCEST IS BEST!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 20:59

>>4
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              ( ´∀`) < im table cat! michio kaku is right my other parts are scattered in a parallel dimension due to a malfunctioning teleportation over matter hax
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38 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-20 03:55
41 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-21 17:41 we could be in the middle of intergalactic communication and not even knowing it!!
O SHI-!
42 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-21 18:15 >>41
michio kaku is my new god
43 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-21 18:15 he has tenure so he can say what the fuck he wants for $$$ lolololol


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