Comics you are ashamed to own.

I can't believe I paid money for Image, Malibu/Ultraverse, Valiant/Acclaim, Topps, and even DC and Marvel.  My god, it's horrible.

I like reading this thread and pretending everybody has the "Comic Book Guy" voice. But to be honest myself, the only kind of comic I do enjoy reading are those with over abundance of humor. Comics that are far too serious or try too hard to be dark and sinister (Hahahaha TODD MCFARLANE >:( ) make me bored.