how can i get the whole story if i cant get all the earlier comics?
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Anonymous2005-09-16 18:47
1. Superman's planet explodes.
2. He's sent to Earth.
3. He's found by rich, white people in the suburbs
4. He's raised by rich, white people (insert endless amount of Bruce dates Lois dates Lex sitcoms)
5. Superman grows up and realizes that "lol, I have superpowers!"
6. Superman ignores the fact that he could have all the hot chicks and money in the world and instead decides to fight for good while hiding as a dorky office clerk.
7. Superman is invincible to everything except kryptonite, which every nemesis in every issue of Superman gets his hands on and threatens to take over the world.
8. Superman wins... or loses, if you consider he never screws Lois.
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Anonymous2005-09-16 23:55
i would use super speed to rape women before they even knew they were raped.