For those of you looking for something unusual and unique, I record audiobooks of randomly generated stories. They don't follow a plot line, but they are hilarious. Any thoughts, comments, or compliments welcome.
Exits a cold cryo-teleport chamber.
Where,who am I?
I feel like a loose cannon maverick who plays by his
own rules but is the only one who can get things done.
Good morning! Everyone you know is dead.
Secs E. Hunk, you are suffering from Amnesia.
We want to put a "product placement" building there.
But we need a brave individual to stop the "it".
I've had it with these shakes on this plane!
Suddenly, someone saves the hero.
Come with me if you want to live.
Without a "product placement" ? NEVER!
If only we could find a base?
What? A olly oxen? In the base?
Could this ensure our freedom?
Huzzah!
I love you.
SLOBBER.
The end.
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Anonymous2013-03-26 17:10
To whom it may concern:
Nothing real requires faith.
There is no cure for stupidity.
A well rounded argument is pointless.
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Anonymous2013-04-05 18:51
...And Another Thing
I am trying to read the final unofficial sequel to the
"Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" but my grandfather keeps interrupting my free time by stumbling in my room, cranking the tv really loud, jams food in his mouth and then mumbles "And Another Thing" which really pisses me off. I don't care if he has severe Parkinson I just want some uninterrupted silence to read this flipping book.
Can anyone link or type a summary of the book to me?
I doubt I'll ever have free time ever again.
Once, long ago there was a Princess. One day while strolling through the courtyard she noticed a flower growing up between the stones. She didn't want anyone to step on the flower so she ordered a palace guard to watch over it. Then she forgot about it minutes after walking away.
But the palace guard remained and kept watch as he was ordered. When he was relieved, he relayed the order. Long after the flower had died, long after the princess had died, centuries later, there was still a palace guard stationed at that position. No one remembered the original order, or why a palace guard had to be stationed there. They just continued to do it, because no one rescinded the order. And no one would rescind the order because they assumed that if that spot had been guarded for so long there must have been a very good reason why they were guarding it.