Once, there was a house. It was a small house. It was 3/8 of an inch smaller on the inside. The man who lived there had an american cousin. He had to remove the doorframe so that she could get inside. The end.
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Anonymous2011-08-29 4:48
There was an old man in a boat
Who said "I'm afloat, I'm afloat!"
When they said "no you ain't"
He was ready to faint
That unhappy old man in a boat