Name: Anonymous 2010-09-02 21:21
I do nut own twilight, ok? It belongs to the awesome Stephanie Meyer! HOORAY!
"GET THA FUCK DOWN, HOMEBOYZ!"
Edward Cullin was shootin at some Bloods, who were bangin' around the streets. The bloods were huntin' down some Crips, but Edward was one of dose crips.
And now Edward was pissed of. "YOU CAME INTO MAH HOOD, LOOKIN FOR SUM BITCHEZ? YOU MUST DIE!"
Edward used his super vampire strength to kill all the dumbarse bloods and he peed on dere corpses. "I HAS WUN THA DEY!"
Then Edward zoomed back to school and ran into Bellah. "Yo, bitch! How's that arse shakin?" Bellah slapped him. "You foul little miscreant! How dare thee talkest to me in that tone?"
"BITCH, I'MMA ROLLER! I'S GANGBANG EVERYONE I SEE! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT FROM YO ARSE!" Edward scremed loudly.
He pulled out a gat and shot into the air, scaring anyone out of the school. "EDWARD, STOOP! THIS BE MADNESS! THOU CANNOT DO THIS!"
"Shutt the fuck up, Shakespeare." Edward hopped into his car and drove back to his crib.
Then he kicked the door down. "HEY, MA! WHERE MY EATS AT?" Rosie looked at him and laughed. "We can't eat, you returd." Edward shot her in the foot and stormed into the kitchen.
"Yo, edwurd, sup dawg!" Emmet was busy fixing some guns. "I have a new k hear!"
"FUCK YO ANCIENT SHIT, HOMEDAWG! I DON'T NEED IT!" Edwurd roareded as he kicked the fridge.
Casper came out of his closet, with a gay-ass smile on his faces. "Hellooo, edwurd. Would u like to fuck with me and mah boyz?"
"HELL TO THA FUCKIN' NAW!" Edwurd kicked casper and ran off.
"Edward, what has wrong with you? Thou art scaring me, big borther." Alicia shivered in fear. "It's nothin' but a chicken wang, little sis. Dem rollers are just too stupid to know about mah bling-bling." Edward smiled and went up to his rum to grab his gat and 40s.
Then he came doun and shot rosie's other foot. Rosie moaned and came from the paine in her feet. "Ed, you sexy turd."
Jacob was walking around, his eyes all bloodshotty. "H-Hey, man! You gotta try this Bombay weed! It's the shit!" He giggled madly.
"DRUGGER!" The crips shot him down with silver bullets. "Oh-Oh! I'm dying, man!" Jacob vomited blud and died.
"KILL THOSE DRUGGIES!" The Crips ran to Jacob's place and killed his furfag friends. "NOOOO!" Leia screamed as one of the Crips was killing Seth with a shank.
"Shut up, bitach!" The crip raping her arsehole smacked her upside tha head.
"DAWGS!" Edward roareded as he strode in. "Leave dem alone! We gots to deal with tha bloods now!" Then they left, with Sam's rotting corpse mumbling about crazy hyoomans.
"BLOOOOOOOOOOOOODS! COM OUT AND PLAY!" Edward roareded with laughter of ebil!
"ENUFF!" Aro, the leader of the Bloods, stepped forward. "Edward, I am willing to forgave you if you promise to become my eternal boyfriend."
"NEVAH!" Edward shot hisself and the crips wailed in sorrow.
"Truly, this be a sad day for us all." Aro then knelt to his body and kissed him. "FORM DIS DAY FORWARD, ALL BLOODS AND CRIPS SHALL BECOME… BRIPS!"
Then they all cheered and they went back to Compton. And they lived happily ever after.
Except Bellah, where she got raped by a raccoon with rabees in the arse. And Esmee, where she got raped by a horny ugly-guy wearing a hockey musk in the cooter. And Carlsie got ran over by Dr. HOUSE!
THE END, HOMIES!
"GET THA FUCK DOWN, HOMEBOYZ!"
Edward Cullin was shootin at some Bloods, who were bangin' around the streets. The bloods were huntin' down some Crips, but Edward was one of dose crips.
And now Edward was pissed of. "YOU CAME INTO MAH HOOD, LOOKIN FOR SUM BITCHEZ? YOU MUST DIE!"
Edward used his super vampire strength to kill all the dumbarse bloods and he peed on dere corpses. "I HAS WUN THA DEY!"
Then Edward zoomed back to school and ran into Bellah. "Yo, bitch! How's that arse shakin?" Bellah slapped him. "You foul little miscreant! How dare thee talkest to me in that tone?"
"BITCH, I'MMA ROLLER! I'S GANGBANG EVERYONE I SEE! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT FROM YO ARSE!" Edward scremed loudly.
He pulled out a gat and shot into the air, scaring anyone out of the school. "EDWARD, STOOP! THIS BE MADNESS! THOU CANNOT DO THIS!"
"Shutt the fuck up, Shakespeare." Edward hopped into his car and drove back to his crib.
Then he kicked the door down. "HEY, MA! WHERE MY EATS AT?" Rosie looked at him and laughed. "We can't eat, you returd." Edward shot her in the foot and stormed into the kitchen.
"Yo, edwurd, sup dawg!" Emmet was busy fixing some guns. "I have a new k hear!"
"FUCK YO ANCIENT SHIT, HOMEDAWG! I DON'T NEED IT!" Edwurd roareded as he kicked the fridge.
Casper came out of his closet, with a gay-ass smile on his faces. "Hellooo, edwurd. Would u like to fuck with me and mah boyz?"
"HELL TO THA FUCKIN' NAW!" Edwurd kicked casper and ran off.
"Edward, what has wrong with you? Thou art scaring me, big borther." Alicia shivered in fear. "It's nothin' but a chicken wang, little sis. Dem rollers are just too stupid to know about mah bling-bling." Edward smiled and went up to his rum to grab his gat and 40s.
Then he came doun and shot rosie's other foot. Rosie moaned and came from the paine in her feet. "Ed, you sexy turd."
Jacob was walking around, his eyes all bloodshotty. "H-Hey, man! You gotta try this Bombay weed! It's the shit!" He giggled madly.
"DRUGGER!" The crips shot him down with silver bullets. "Oh-Oh! I'm dying, man!" Jacob vomited blud and died.
"KILL THOSE DRUGGIES!" The Crips ran to Jacob's place and killed his furfag friends. "NOOOO!" Leia screamed as one of the Crips was killing Seth with a shank.
"Shut up, bitach!" The crip raping her arsehole smacked her upside tha head.
"DAWGS!" Edward roareded as he strode in. "Leave dem alone! We gots to deal with tha bloods now!" Then they left, with Sam's rotting corpse mumbling about crazy hyoomans.
"BLOOOOOOOOOOOOODS! COM OUT AND PLAY!" Edward roareded with laughter of ebil!
"ENUFF!" Aro, the leader of the Bloods, stepped forward. "Edward, I am willing to forgave you if you promise to become my eternal boyfriend."
"NEVAH!" Edward shot hisself and the crips wailed in sorrow.
"Truly, this be a sad day for us all." Aro then knelt to his body and kissed him. "FORM DIS DAY FORWARD, ALL BLOODS AND CRIPS SHALL BECOME… BRIPS!"
Then they all cheered and they went back to Compton. And they lived happily ever after.
Except Bellah, where she got raped by a raccoon with rabees in the arse. And Esmee, where she got raped by a horny ugly-guy wearing a hockey musk in the cooter. And Carlsie got ran over by Dr. HOUSE!
THE END, HOMIES!