Name: Anonymous 2009-12-16 22:15
*starts secretly falling towards earth*
*I enter earths atmosphere, my body quickly accelerating faster and faster, you hear my loose clothing ruffling and whipping in the air*
*as i reach maximum speed, I start to catch flame, my clothes slowly burning off my body as i continue falling, passing planes and various birdlife*
*as I become nearer to the ground, people start to notice me, pointing, calling out and asking questions about this mysterious flaming object flying thru the sky*
*I near the ground, the force of my highspeed drop disturbing the small amount of dust on the ground*
*as i collide with the ground, a shockwave shoots out, incinerating some, knocking others into various objects and moose*
*as the dust settles, the few living beings left notice my landing took place on a conveniently placed trampoline*
*the sheer power of awesomeness, from falling from space to earths surface, and landing conveniently onto a trampoline makes the earth shake and tear, breaking the tectonic plates from their stationary positions*
*as the power of trampoline magic takes place, i shoot back into space, faster than the speed i dropped, as i collide with the spacial wall, tearing a whole in the fabric of space and time*
*now, with the space-time continuum ruptured, time starts to rewind, bringing earth back to its normal self, the plates go back to where the once lay, and the humans are spared their lives*
The End
*I enter earths atmosphere, my body quickly accelerating faster and faster, you hear my loose clothing ruffling and whipping in the air*
*as i reach maximum speed, I start to catch flame, my clothes slowly burning off my body as i continue falling, passing planes and various birdlife*
*as I become nearer to the ground, people start to notice me, pointing, calling out and asking questions about this mysterious flaming object flying thru the sky*
*I near the ground, the force of my highspeed drop disturbing the small amount of dust on the ground*
*as i collide with the ground, a shockwave shoots out, incinerating some, knocking others into various objects and moose*
*as the dust settles, the few living beings left notice my landing took place on a conveniently placed trampoline*
*the sheer power of awesomeness, from falling from space to earths surface, and landing conveniently onto a trampoline makes the earth shake and tear, breaking the tectonic plates from their stationary positions*
*as the power of trampoline magic takes place, i shoot back into space, faster than the speed i dropped, as i collide with the spacial wall, tearing a whole in the fabric of space and time*
*now, with the space-time continuum ruptured, time starts to rewind, bringing earth back to its normal self, the plates go back to where the once lay, and the humans are spared their lives*
The End