Must read books.

I liek twilight.

this is a DIRECT result of the thread on /tv/

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no it isn't. you dumb faggot. ahaha you think things that happen there affect what happens here. rofl

My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. But it wasn't even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not.

My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Hawaiian (or maybe Indonesian) guy in his thirties or something who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others' sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream...
...to become a Pokemon master.

My mom practically wasn't even like the town, I shit you not.

My entire adolescence was trying to get people.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was Hawaiian he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to be a sadist or something to get wet.

But dear god, the adult couple that I could  fucking creep, and they had a cat, which I fucked up.

I ended up getting into fights with adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream...
...to become a Pokemon master.