Completely fucking orgasmic quotes

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
-I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Any time I try tellingmyself that I should actually start writing something, I always look at this and think I shouldn't because I couldn't possibly come up with something so good.

I wouldn't say this is orgasmic but I like it


"Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone pass me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain" Dune, Frank Herbert

must bump this

from henry v

"Duke of Exeter. Bloody constraint; for if you hide the crown
Even in your hearts, there will he rake for it:
Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming,
In thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove,
That, if requiring fail, he will compel;
And bids you, in the bowels of the Lord,
Deliver up the crown, and to take mercy
On the poor souls for whom this hungry war
Opens his vasty jaws; and on your head
Turning the widows' tears, the orphans' cries
The dead men's blood, the pining maidens groans,
For husbands, fathers and betrothed lovers,
That shall be swallow'd in this controversy.
This is his claim, his threatening and my message;
Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,
To whom expressly I bring greeting too."

>>39
not actually

>>38
"Drink up"
He added, perfectly factually
"The world's about to end"


Hmmm, sort of works. Lets try another...

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" drifted across the conference table.

Yeah, I'll give you that

>>44
nah

"How do you fight someone smarter than yourself? The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can."

Robert Jordan-The Gathering Storm

MY FAV ANIME IS NARUTO AND BLEACH

>>46
But if that works, then she isn't really smarter than you, is she?

>>48
there are differnet kind of smart. some people are smart in that way. other are smart in another.there is no measuring stick for smartr fella

>>49
Well, then how do you know she is smarter in the first place?

Well, it doesn't matter anyway. She is obviously not smarter because she is a woman.

>>51
Correct. That simply means she may or may not be smarter.

>>51
Let's consult xkcd on this. http://xkcd.com/377/

Hm.

>>53
Gosh. That's awfully pathetic. Stick figure webcomics, lol.

>>53
I like xkcd but that was fuckin gay.

>>55
lmao you like xkcd

>>56
lmao you think you're too cool to like xkcd

>>57
Actually, I'm far too aware of what's genuinely funny to find it in any way amusing.

>>58
Meh. Not every single xkcd strip is funny, most of them aren't, but some of them are.

Just wondering, what do you find amusing?

>>59
Garfield

"I have measured out my life in coffee spoons." T.S. Eliot, from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

There are several in Donne's "A Nocturnal Upon St. Lucy's Day":
http://www.luminarium.org/sevenlit/donne/nocturnal.htm

"The whole world's sap is sunk."
"I am every dead thing."
"I, by Love's limbeck, am the grave/Of all, that's nothing."

More from Eliot. This time it's "The Waste Land":
http://www.bartleby.com/201/1.html

"(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),    
And I will show you something different from either    
Your shadow at morning striding behind you    
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;    
I will show you fear in a handful of dust."

"'You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
'They called me the hyacinth girl.'    
—Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,    
Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not    
Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither    
Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
Looking into the heart of light, the silence."

"'Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak.    
'What are you thinking of? What thinking? What?    
'I never know what you are thinking. Think.'    
 
I think we are in rats' alley
Where the dead men lost their bones."

And my favorite epitaph:
"PHLEBAS the Phoenician, a fortnight dead,    
Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep seas swell    
And the profit and loss.    
                          A current under sea
Picked his bones in whispers. As he rose and fell    
He passed the stages of his age and youth    
Entering the whirlpool.    
                          Gentile or Jew    
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you."

"Caesar saw that his work in Gaul could never be brought to a successful conclusion if similar revolts were allowed to break out constantly in different parts of the country; and his clemency was so well known that no one would think him a cruel man if for once he took severe measures. So, he decided to deter all others by making an example of the defenders of Uxellodunum. All who had borne arms had their hands cut off and were then let go, so that everyone could see what punishment was meted out to evildoers."

"From the forest itself comes the handle for the axe."

>>38
QFT

>>65
Not really. And you didn't even quote it, moron

>>38
Only works for the first book of the series. It's like the author sold his soul to write one good book but was forced to continue afterward despite his protests of inability.

It wasn't that good.

"The Imperium of Man will triumph over it's enemies?"
"It will. You have my promise"

Best line of JDATE:
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING SOY SAUCE IS DIGGING A FUCKING HOLE IN MY FUCKING FACE"
or so.

Best line of JDATE:
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING SOY SAUCE IS DIGGING A FUCKING HOLE IN MY FUCKING FACE"
or so.

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>>17
It prevents young authors from pursuing what they really like
What do you mean?

"Lawyers know, politicians too, even motivational coaches do: it’s not about the concept, but the execution."

Technically a quote.

…I love flowers I’d love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven there’s nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying there’s no God I wouldn’t give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why don’t they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because they’re afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well who was the first person in the universe before there was anybody that made it all who ah that they don’t know neither do I so there you are they might as well try to stop the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you he said the day we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a woman’s body yes that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldn’t answer first only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many things he didn’t know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the Jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharans and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Tremble, Galaxy, for Earth and her children behold you.

And we find you wanting.