Completely fucking orgasmic quotes

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
-I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Any time I try tellingmyself that I should actually start writing something, I always look at this and think I shouldn't because I couldn't possibly come up with something so good.

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"Drink up"
He added, perfectly factually
"The world's about to end"


Hmmm, sort of works. Lets try another...

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" drifted across the conference table.

Yeah, I'll give you that