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Epic books

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 17:56

Ello /book/ I'm looking for some books, some GREAT books some EPIC books! Genre doesnt matter they just gotta be EPIC!

Some examples:

Enders game
A Song of Ice and Fire series
Interview with a Vampire
Twilight LOL JKJKJKJK

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 18:56

Anything by Tolkien.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-06 19:17

The Time Traveler's Wife.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 3:43

Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy.
Rifters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 3:48

>>4
Oh, and the Baroque cycle. I knew I was missing something obvious.

I get the feeling Julian Comstock is going to be great.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:54

>>1
Twilight LOL JKJKJKJK
the remarkable thing about Twilight is that pathetic nerds like you think their favorite books are somehow superior

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:35

>>6
Sup Stephenie Meyer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 14:43

>>7
I haven't known a single person who has complained about Twilight and didn't also like books just as horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:10

War and Peace if you want prose.

I'd drop some Homer because he wrote the very definition of EPIC but its poetry.

poetry's gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 17:28

>>6

Stephanie Meyer wrote a story that girls connected with. The story is what sold. Her actual writing, however, will not be shown in a writing class--ever. So, in a literary sense, pretty much every book on a classic list is superior to Twilight, though Twilight may have killed them in sales. It had the right team behind it to help make it successful.

Stephanie Meyer hit an untapped market and ran with it, but don't think for a moment that she is some wonderful literary genius. 99.99% of writers who style themselves after her will never have an editor get past the first five pages of their work.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 18:49

>>10
read again the post you are replying to and realize how foolish you are

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 18:59

>>7
>>10
jesus christ people on 4chan are goddamn stupid

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 19:02

>>11

I stand by my post. If you want, I can cite any section of her book here and show you what writing rule she breaks that 99% of editors and agents despise, usually rejecting the work outright for its usage.

Twilight will NEVER be known as a literary classic. That is a fact. If you ask the average person here to list a top 5 of novels, two will probably find themselves on a required reading list in some school. Twilight will not.

The OP nails one from his three. Ender's Game is a piece of great American Literature because of its deeper theme of tolerance and understanding.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 19:13

>>13
Ender's Game is a piece of great American Literature
welp

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 19:51

>>9

You know, most of Homer's works have been translated into prose too.

Just sayin'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 21:16

>>14

Unless you have an argument that backs up your meaningless one word reply and can explain to me why it is on many librarians' list of the 100 greatest books of the 20th century and is required reading in many schools, I suggest you get back to the kitchen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 21:47

>>16
b/c ppl r dum. e.g. u

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 22:11

>>6

proof abortion should be legal up to age 18.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 22:14

>>18
you are a child, or have the mind of one

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 22:17

The human sciences with their hermeneutic techniques are at the core of this course. We will explore various interpretive methods: including comparative mythology, hermeneutic psychology, and marxist sociology. We will look closely at how books and movies produce widely differing fantasy phenomena.

Major Readings:
J.K. Rowling, HARRY POTTER, Vols. 1-7

EPIC

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 22:30

20 years in the future harry potter will be required reading in schools mark my words

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 22:54

>>21

I'm not saying it won't, so don't take this the wrong way, but most books that are required reading *usually* have some social or moral message...

What would that message be for Harry Potter?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 23:21

>>19

you are a woman, or have the penis of one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 0:04

Harry Potter? Society? School? Deathly Bullsh*t and a fucking magical wand whoopdedoo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 0:10

Do you want Epic? Read Tom Clancy for god's sake, or this

Chronicle of a Death Foretold (original Spanish title: Crónica de una muerte anunciada) by Gabriel García Márquez

Try Wicked, for a extreme twist on Wizard of Oz or try anything from these authors:

Any novel by David Eddings (Specially The redemption of Althalus)

If you want a mystic experience go for Paulo Cohelo's The Alchemist.

If not, why not indulge yourself in the epic of epics,
"Don Quixote" some might consider it a politic satire.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 0:11

I think you're a kid also.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 0:17

>>25

I picked up a copy of Don Quixote. Thing was thick, but even more horrifying, the text was small. There were like 3 regular novel pages per page. I felt a month of my life slipping away just looking at it. Even the cliff notes version was longer than most novels.

Cervantes must have spent a long time on it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 20:57

The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.

Highly recommended.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 21:28

I tried Don Quixote, got to page 732 (of 982) and gave up. Some of the individual vignettes were good but otherwise I was just finding it too much of a slog, very pleb of me.

Anyway I add The Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe to the epic list.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 21:42

>>28

0/10

WoT is terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 5:57

All of the Tales Of The Malazan Book Of The Fallen by Steven Erikson.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 6:02

>>27
yeah, noticed that too, haven't even gotten through my copy. I just got through the first section, and after realizing how little into the book i've read, I gave it up. it's been sitting on it's shelf the last year.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 11:09

The Long Price Quartet by Daniel Abraham

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 1:21

Fuck you guys, how can you not love Don Quixote? Sancho's mixed up parables are amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 2:01

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 6:29

>>28

Jack? Is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 15:46

King's Gunman series, and his horror works.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 2:18

Cervante's work was plagiarized when he published volume one, seems someone raced him and finished a fake volume 2, but it was noticeable it was a fake because of some mark Cervante left on the documents....but I don't quite remember how he got to finish the second part quickly in order to correct the vulgar and barbaric action of the imbecile who supposedly finished his work, so there are in fact two versions of the second volume, you'd have to do research about it.

Still, even now days copies of the fake volume #2 have a title that leads you to know it's the fake, and then there's his original work.

Still, me being Puerto Rican and I have Spanish by nature, and it's a damned, long read if you have what somebody would call...I have no idea of what you call it but it has a very distinct tongue then the one now days, and us having Spanish roots and all.

The english would be, the adapted version for english readers, yet we stick with the somewhat "original" kind of intention.

Yet I'm not sure, I've never picked up a english version of Don Quixote since the purpose was of a Hispanic liteature piece.

(Correct me if I'm wrong though.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 2:19

Oh yeah, and when I said I don't quite remember how he got to finish the thing, I meant it because it seems Cervante had help from his friends. Not sure though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 9:24

there's a lotta shitlit in this thread
eg     King's Gunman series, and his horror works.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 3:37

You people are forgetting the roots:

The Epic Of Gilgamesh

Mahabharata

Iliad

Odyssey

Aeneid

The Bible

Beowulf

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 5:49

>>41
You forgot about the Nibelungenlied and El Cantar de Mio Cid faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 6:56

Of course I can't remember EVERYTHING

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 14:51

Witcher Saga.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 21:47

uhh...

Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett, I guess. Gives the thought-maker goin', ha ha ha.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 22:40

>>45
A truly great book.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 18:55

>>45
Small Gods is just perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 19:46

The Game of Thrones series.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 13:10

I second The Book Of The New Sun as mentioned previously.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 18:00

try Only Revolutions by Mark Danielewski.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 22:45

>>13
I don't know how or why it happened, but my sister's high school has the first two Twilight books on the summer reading list.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 0:16

don quixote

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 0:20

dune

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 5:43

>>52
that's becasue schools are worthless crap and should die

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