Help me write an invitation, please

Could any1 help me with the wording? This is what I got so far.


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Summer is the best season. It’s a good reason to party.
We should do that on Tuesday 7th of July.

Join us from 5.30pm for a hog roast, musical entertainment
from to be confirmed, dancing and merry-making as we
celebrate the season at XYZ.

niggers?

lol

Summer is the best season. Why? It's the season to party!

Join us for a hog roast, musical entertainment (wut?), dancing, and merry-making at XYZ. It all goes down Tuesday, the 7th of July, beginning at 5:30 P.M.

Season is the best summer. Wut? It set us up the party!

All your hog are belong to roast!

Join us to be entertained by TBA, Musical dancing making it merry.
Go down on Tuesday on July 7th, you may begin at 1730 but first cum first served.

Remember to XYZ

i haven't laughed this hard since reading house on mango street