Shakespeare.

No mater how much I try, I can not read this fucker. If not for his fame and many good writers who loved his stuff, I would've long stopped even bothering and labeled him as an awful hack.

The fuck, seriously, I can't read through his mess. Why the fuck so many words? That's horrible. How am I supposed to read through this? Fuck, I don't know anything.

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But fucker's supposed to entertain me, not give me work. He's an artist, not an employer; yet every time I'm trying to read him, it's like going against a storm. So, is it just me, or that's exactly what Shakespeare's like for everyone, except they pretend to like it exactly like that?