Shakespeare.

No mater how much I try, I can not read this fucker. If not for his fame and many good writers who loved his stuff, I would've long stopped even bothering and labeled him as an awful hack.

The fuck, seriously, I can't read through his mess. Why the fuck so many words? That's horrible. How am I supposed to read through this? Fuck, I don't know anything.

What have you even tried reading? I mean hamlet was one of my favorite books that I had to read in high school. I also liked Taming the Shrew (because it was a comedy) and Romeo and Juliet wasn't bad either.