Shakespeare.

No mater how much I try, I can not read this fucker. If not for his fame and many good writers who loved his stuff, I would've long stopped even bothering and labeled him as an awful hack.

The fuck, seriously, I can't read through his mess. Why the fuck so many words? That's horrible. How am I supposed to read through this? Fuck, I don't know anything.

Are you kidding me?  Shakespeare was to modern English literature as Newton was to modern science, or Bach to music.  You are probably not used to the formalities of the time period, and the subject matter.  Don't be so naive.