Shakespeare.

No mater how much I try, I can not read this fucker. If not for his fame and many good writers who loved his stuff, I would've long stopped even bothering and labeled him as an awful hack.

The fuck, seriously, I can't read through his mess. Why the fuck so many words? That's horrible. How am I supposed to read through this? Fuck, I don't know anything.

>>9
What the hell? You aren't >>5. I'm >>5. Stop pretending to be me, asshole.

Also, Aristotle felt that all of the pleasure that can be got from viewing a play should also be got from simply reading it, and I'm inclined to agree and I feel it applies to Shakespeare quite well (whether he would have liked that or not). I'm not discouraging seeing it, of course, but if you don't have the money to see a particularly good performance then don't force yourself to.