This is just a rant, but what the fuck is with Science Fiction? granted not all of it is bad, like the glorious "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" and "Birth of Fire" and others, but the generic stuff is so bad, and no matter what other aspects of the book it focuses on one bad one that could ruin a great Sci-Fi book: a sex scene. WHY. These guys could be the best lovers in the world, but frankly their writing doesn't show it. My 11 year old self could write a more fluid sex scene, or less awkward, or even erotic, although that really doesn't have purpose in a Sci-Fi. Seriously, sex scenes just ruin a Sci-fi. Fuck. Oh yeah, and considering the genre I do doubt that they are the best lovers in the world lol.
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Anonymous2009-01-13 16:32
Cool story bro,
but try not to share your opinions until puberty is over.
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Anonymous2009-01-13 16:32
Cool story bro,
but try not to share your opinions until puberty is over.
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Anonymous2009-01-13 17:14
"Let's make love Mr. Moore."
Okay but I don't know the recipe.
"There's just one problem."
-What's that blue eyes?
"I'm gay."
-That's no problem at all. This is the future. Genitalia are interchangeable. I get mine special made by a Neo-Arabian adjudicator that lives in the slaughteryards.
The sex is fantastic. The inside of her vagina is lined with an organic nanomesh that allows it to expand and accept any object, no matter the size. After the fourth orgasm she's loose enough that I can sit back and watch it swallow a watermelon. It looks like Oscar Wilde going down on a cannonball. We lay there drenched in post-coital indolence for a while.
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Anonymous2009-01-13 20:20
"Oscar Wilde going down on a cannonball"
God, that line really is the most erotic I can think of.
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Anonymous2009-01-16 22:55
I glance at my watch and sigh.
'I haven't got time to lie here with you. My rocket ship is getting ready to launch.' I remove my pole from betwixt her thighs and wipe it on the space drapes.
'Won't I ever see you again?'
'No.' I turn around and leave, spacesuit still around my ankles as she cries and cries.
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Anonymous2009-01-17 3:46
"You said—" she stopped, tried to control the tremor in her voice. "You said you'd let me go..." He hadn't laid a hand on her and already she was begging. "If you do well," Achilles reminded her gently. "But yes. I'll let you go. In fact, as a gesture of good faith, I'll let part of you go right now." He reached out. The shiny thing in his hand pressed against her breast like a tiny icicle. Something snicked. Pain bloomed across her chest, razor-sharp, like the cracks in glass before it shatters. Taka screamed, writhing in useless millimeter increments against the straps. The bloody gobbet of a nipple dropped against her cheek. Darkness swirled around the edges of vision. At some impossible distant remove, way south of the pain at the center of the universe, a monster fingered its way between her labia. "Two more where that came from," he remarked.