"Excellent plan, my brother!"

"It will be like looking for a piece of straw in a haystack!"
He and Emmett exchanged a glance and a smirk.
This made no sense. "But they can find you," I reminded him.
"And I can take care of myself."
Emmett laughed, and reached across the table toward his brother, extending a fist.
"Excellent plan, my brother," he said with enthusiasm.
Edward stretched out his arm to smack Emmett's fist with his own.
"No," Rosalie hissed.
"Absolutely not," I agreed.
"Nice." Jasper's voice was appreciative.
"Idiots," Alice muttered.

"It will be like looking for a dead gerbil in a sodomite's ass!"
He and Emmett exchanged a kiss and herpes.
This made no sense. "But they can find about us," I reminded him.
"And I can take all of your arm up."
Emmett laughed, and reached across the table toward his brother's cornhole, extending a fist into it.
"Excellent handwork, my brothers," he said with enthusiasm.
Edward stretched out his arm to smack the side of Emmett's colon with his finger.
"Eww," Rosalie hissed.
"Absolutely sick," I agreed.
"Nife." Jasper's voice was appreciative of the newly found penis in his mouth.
"Sodomites," Alice muttered.