Let's write a story!

So, each poster contributes a (preferably short) paragraph. Here's the opening:

"Oh my little girl, how pleasant it will be to end the pitiful you in this golden blender." Alyssa watched the old man intently as he fastened her arm with a brown leather strap. "But try not to scream too much. The neighbors get disturbed so easily."

"But first..." Grinning with a perverted malice, the geezer's hands slipped lower to work at the button and zipper of her jeans, "...after all...waste not, want not."

And then a plane crashed into the building and they both died THE END

>>3
you see, it's an excellent ironic and yet briliantly realistic twist, because you'd expect on ly the guy to be killed in htis type of horrible story, but instead they both are, lol

>>3
OP here, overrided.

Please continue from >>2

>>5
Zipper stuck, and he had to fight it for some time, but finally the man won. Out of his open trousers then creeped a rat, which swiftly crawled to his shoulder; it sat there, looking at the girl in patient silence only snakes and rodents are capable of. The man fixed his trousers back. "Fine, let's proceed... do you agree, mister Twister? Shall we proceed" "Shall," squeeked the rat, nervously blinking it's dark eye, "is a shitty word, geezer."

>>5, >>6
Overrided, story ended at 4.

>>7
Overridden, overrided is not a word.

>>2
>>to work at the button and zipper of her jeans
>>6
>>Out of his open trousers then creeped a ra

>>9
story ended at 3 so it doesn't really matter anyway

This was a good story.