Let's write a story!

So, each poster contributes a (preferably short) paragraph. Here's the opening:

"Oh my little girl, how pleasant it will be to end the pitiful you in this golden blender." Alyssa watched the old man intently as he fastened her arm with a brown leather strap. "But try not to scream too much. The neighbors get disturbed so easily."

And then a plane crashed into the building and they both died THE END