Option 1: Ask mommy how to do 200+ things, then ask again when I forget.
Option 2: Google each individual how-to guide, but having to sift through 50 "how to make fancy-ass latte" guides before finally finding a "how to make normal coffee using a normal coffee machine" guide.
Option 3: Spend $30 or less on comprehensive guide on all basic things, even things that I didn't even realize would be necessary.
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Anonymous2008-10-11 18:01
"Where's Mom/Dad now that I need her/him?" are two books that are exactly what you're looking for.