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Dan Brown

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 19:25

Well, I finished another Dan Brown book and, while I find them entertaining, I think I've made up a pretty good formula that most, if not all, his books follow.

1.First, the protagonist is always an intelligent, reserved male who  meets an attractive, intelligent and adventurous woman who becomes his side kick. Sexual tension between the two is expressed throughout the plot(The genders can be swapped, if need be)

2.An old conspiracy turns out to be true. Things get absolutely CUHRAZY.

3.OMG, THEY WERE WORKING FOR THE BAD GUYS ALL ALONG!

4.Turns out, the conspiracy isn't totally true, but still holds some validity. Some moral message is tacked on.

5.The protagonist and his/her sidekick have wild sex all night long.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 11:40

6. ???

7. Profit!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 16:46

6. Literary techniques are used the entire book to tell you who the bad guy is (i.e. the popes eyes illuminated)

7. ending spoiled

8. ???

9. Profit!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 19:41

4. !!!!

8. Paradox!

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