Damn it, Pratchett

I love the Discworld books. They're well written, genuinely funny, and somehow manage to not recycle jokes more than once or twice.

But I would really love it if there had been more than one character per every five books that had even seen their own genitalia, let alone speculated about that of the opposite sex.

I mean, I'm not asking for porn or even outright acknowledgment that characters have sex. It would just be really nice if characters acted like they actually knew what the ultimate goal was when they're attracted to someone.

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I was working on the assumption that OP doesn't just want dwarf on dwarf, variety is the spice of life after all.