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Dumbledore is Gay!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 2:08

You all probably know already, but I know way before any of you slowpokes. The way he dressed and the fact that he liked reading about knitting (in Slughorn's bathroom) kinda gave it away. And the fact that he was "inflamed" by Grindelwald and his ideas. Sounds kinda gay.

Those fangirls that write all that shitty fanfiction probably orgasmed when they heard that Dumbledore was a real fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 3:19

Yup.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 3:23

I was a bit surprised at first, but after thinking about it for a second a realized how much sense it makes. While some are accusing Rowling of making this tidbit up retroactively, thinking back on the series I'm amazed that I didn't figure it out myself, with all the hints she gave out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 7:53

The battle with Grindelwald got Dumbledore all fired up in the ass. You know they gave eachother backrubs and tanked eachothers asses like disgusting pigs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 8:45

GTFO underage fags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 17:59

JK Rowling is a money-whore, and she should GTFO with her fucking Harry Potter, because she FUCKING FINISHED THE STORY 3 MONTHS AGO SO SHE SHOULD KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT AND FIND A NEW HOBBY!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 22:32

Who wants to be the first to write a Dumbledore/Grindelwald slashfic?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 23:43

>>6

Aw, somebody's really upset!  Did JKR say something that made you unhappy?  Did she Joss your Minerva/Albus fanfic?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 23:32

>>7
First? Sure, if you can transport through time. Harry Potter fangirls have been writing it for almost half a year now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 0:48

>>8
joss?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 11:22

How can Dumbledore be gay, considering the only existence he has is inside the books, and it isn't mentioned there? It's just retarded for the author to claim that for all time they can retcon their books simply based on their own preconceptions. Once you've written the book, that's it, you dumb fucker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 11:24

>>10
It's a term used when a fanfic becomes non-canonical because the creator changes something in his or her world.  It's named after Joss Whedon from Buffy.

>>9
A half a year?  Try many years.  They were shocked when they suddenly became canon-correct.  Some of them were pissed off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 11:55

Harry potter is gay. How can someone not notice that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 14:24

>>13
You've got that right!  How can anyone have missed the obvious?  Why hasn't Harry looked over at Hermione by now and said "I've gotta hit that thick-eyebrowed hottie"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-02 19:10

I wish Hermione and Luna were gay. Yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 11:06

'Dumbledore' & 'gay' doesn't much lol x.x

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 11:06

match*

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 3:16

:O

What you say?
J.K. set us up the bomb!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 23:02

is it just me or does Dumbledore being gay give a whole new meaning to "Headmaster"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 23:19

Ha ha ha! But unto the greater problem, doesn't anybody think that this is just a stupid publicity stunt to get the gays to read her less than mediocre books?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 16:09

>>20
yes, but picking Dumbledore was just kind of weird. If she realy wanted more gays to read her book she could have said Malfoy or anyone who didn't get married

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 17:08

>>21
Malfoy got married...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 20:36

Who cares if he got married, he was a weak character with little depth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 17:34

old news.
epic fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 15:55

>>8

No, I am not upset, I am pissed because JKR is a moneywhore, with her ass-sucking crappy poop books.
And you're gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 21:46

If Dumbledore is gay, then doesn't that make him some sort of Jedi?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 20:26

she probably did it for the press

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 20:28

harry potter likes mudkip

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-27 5:22

I wonder how many times Dumbledore made a love explosion inside Ron's stomach?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 4:04

we need dumbleporn now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 16:36

Dumbledore wants to be a pop star.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-30 3:51

WHO IS HIS BUM CHUM

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