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The Truth Is Here: Pastafarianism

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 2:16 ID:WArhsylH

Pastafarianism is a fairly new religion founded the great prophet, Bobby Henderson. We Pastafarians beleive that the creator is the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is the first religion to be based on scientific fact. For example; the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being with every perfection. Existence is a perfection. Therefore the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Interested? Check The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the official Pastafarian Bible, written by our own Bobby Henderson. Find out more, and you too will be touched by His noodly appendage.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 6:34 ID:Heaven

Parody religion is parody.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 14:25 ID:ZRAzEjq1

I'm a nihilist.......

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 1:18 ID:hIUOAFP8

>>2
How dare you question my faith!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 16:22 ID:iWwzM00w

His two meatballs are the sun and moon which give the firmament structure, his noodles are the fibers which are the binding that is gravity, and his sauce is the essence of all that lives.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 2:26 ID:rQ9lBMgg

Being touched by a noodly appendage sounds interesting xD

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 1:21 ID:Mm3W6j6/

No longer funny. Old.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 5:27 ID:Ode28W0f

>>7
Speak for yourself.  I'm having a ball ... a meatball, that is!  Aaaarrgh, me hearties an' scurvy dogs!

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